Yo Momma Jokes!

42 replies · 9019 views · Started by ecepeda · Jan 2008
ecepeda Hialeah, FL
Somebody must think they are the best at ranking in here. Show me what you got ****!! I'll start. Yo momma so broke, she can't pay attention!
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TSUblueTiger · Apr 2008
#21 Reply
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
IKESTEReightSIX · Apr 2008
#22 Reply
Yo mama so ****, her pillow cries at night.
· Apr 2008
#23 Reply
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
TSUblueTiger · Apr 2008
#24 Reply
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
IKESTEReightSIX · Apr 2008
#25 Reply
Yo mama got 4 fingers, talkin' 'bout "I got 5 on it".
TSUblueTiger · Apr 2008
#26 Reply
Yo momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
TSUblueTiger · Apr 2008
#27 Reply
Yo Momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
IKESTEReightSIX · Apr 2008
#28 Reply
Yo mama got 10 thumbs, talkin' bout she's gonna fingerf--k.
IKESTEReightSIX · Apr 2008
#29 Reply
Yo mama so old, her social security number is -∞.
TSUblueTiger · Apr 2008
#30 Reply
Yo momma's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
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