Yo Momma Jokes!
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Started by ecepeda
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Jan 2008
ecepeda
Hialeah, FL
Somebody must think they are the best at ranking in here.
Show me what you got ****!!
I'll start.
Yo momma so broke, she can't pay attention!
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Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! 

#23
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Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
#24
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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! 

#25
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Yo mama got 4 fingers, talkin' 'bout "I got 5 on it".
#26
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Yo momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 

#27
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Yo Momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Yo mama got 10 thumbs, talkin' bout she's gonna fingerf--k.
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Yo momma's so old, when she was in school there was no history class. 

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