[sarcasm] Yup, that's right. Pimptight hates women.
I smack my Hoes
I punch my ****
I'm just an all-around hater of women
Matta of fact, if you in the ATL you can usaully catch me in the Alero ridin' around MLK and Peachtree St. tryin' to collect my money from my women. And if they don't got it! Then they best go get it!!!
Yea Yea, these brillant dectectives on HBCU such as MissNCU04 have discovered and foiled my master plot to convert all the men on HBCU into women-haters like me. Shucks! ::snaps fingers::
I really think that the downfall of the Black Family happened when women started to use the Internet.
I was tellin' my boys, "Don't let yo woman get on the computer! She don't need that while she's barefoot and chained to the stove!"
They wasn't tryin' to hear me, they was on some dumbshyt. Them fools wanted Instant Message they dinner requests and shyt. Soon as they found Google, it was a wrap.
Hell! I refuse to wear Stacey Adams Originals because the name sounds too feminine!!
You know what? I think Wayne Brady really does have to choke a ****.
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As you all can see from the conversation above. Sometimes these Women-folk be gettin' outta hand! They be runnin' off at the mouth! You gotta keep'em in line.
Now, I'm at the Office right now and therefore had to bicker back and forth like a couple of school girls.
But TRUSS, had this been on the corner of Fair Street and Marietta St. the conversation would've consisted of baby-powder bein' placed on the hands, silence, and then somebody sayin' "Sorry Daddy"
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HA HA. Yall killin me! Yep, that's Pam and Marty Mar right dere.
*side question*: Where does the whole "baby powder" thing come in when it comes to pimps? Is it supposed to make the slap feel light and fluffy?