I'm glad they invented the ______ because now I kan ______??

Im glad Spencers invented that fruit tasting heating **** in the strawberry flavor because w/o it I wolda had alot less memories Im glad they invented dirty dice, cards, and board games because theymake every party so much more fun Im glad they invented Hulk's cuz they started off my alcholism Im glad they invented FAMU because wile ****go on down there, I mean, up there since Im down bottom Im glad they invented fraternities because now I can look at a whole group fo fine **** guys all at once instead of jus spotting a random one hehe Im glad they invented AIM cuz now I can chat wit people I otherwise wold never ever talk to because they dont have cell phones (hehe) or becuause I jus dont really talk to chicks on the phone Im glad they invented pen and paper because otherwise alot of the things I just dont say would be bottled up inside Im glad they invented sisters cuz w/o mine I would be SOL right now Im glad they invented Section 8 nuff said Im glad they invented the new food stamp card which im gon cop once I file for independant Im glad they invented Chips Ahoy Mini cookies nuff said oh and to spin off Im mad they invented bikini thongs and allow any and everyone to buy them I have seen the most bad body **** **** at my job........

i glad for Men(even though they SOS...stuck on stupid) the cellphone...like Kim said my mom is NOSEY the bed..b/c i'm well aquainted with it PS2...it gets boring around here from time to time Air Conditioning...when the last time ya'll been to ATL/DEC? XBOX...GOD BLESS microsoft Soap...some people NEED to wash they **** Deodorant...just cuz you wash your **** don't mean you ain't musty!!

Im glad they invented contacts b/c now i can get alot more play IM glad they invented asprin so i can deal with my families naggin