I'm glad they invented the cellphone, because now I kan have monthly charges that are close to $100
I'm glad they invented the clock, because now I can wake up on time.
I'm glad they invented spinning rims, because now I don't have to worry as much about MY rims getting stolen since mine don't spin.
Im happy they invented caller id, so I kno when not to answer ma phone... (Thank u Lord for caller id...)
ain't that the truth and Don't forget CDs so I can throw away my tapes. and stop rewinding them with a pencil cause the rewind button on my radio is broke but I won't get into tha :lol:
Im glad Spencers invented that fruit tasting heating **** in the strawberry flavor because w/o it I wolda had alot less memories
Im glad they invented dirty dice, cards, and board games because theymake every party so much more fun
Im glad they invented Hulk's cuz they started off my alcholism
Im glad they invented FAMU because wile ****go on down there, I mean, up there since Im down bottom
Im glad they invented fraternities because now I can look at a whole group fo fine **** guys all at once instead of jus spotting a random one hehe
Im glad they invented AIM cuz now I can chat wit people I otherwise wold never ever talk to because they dont have cell phones (hehe) or becuause I jus dont really talk to chicks on the phone
Im glad they invented pen and paper because otherwise alot of the things I just dont say would be bottled up inside
Im glad they invented sisters cuz w/o mine I would be SOL right now
Im glad they invented Section 8 nuff said
Im glad they invented the new food stamp card which im gon cop once I file for independant
Im glad they invented Chips Ahoy Mini cookies nuff said
oh and to spin off
Im mad they invented bikini thongs and allow any and everyone to buy them I have seen the most bad body **** **** at my job........
i glad for Men(even though they SOS...stuck on stupid)
the cellphone...like Kim said my mom is NOSEY
the bed..b/c i'm well aquainted with it
PS2...it gets boring around here from time to time
Air Conditioning...when the last time ya'll been to ATL/DEC?
XBOX...GOD BLESS microsoft
Soap...some people NEED to wash they ****
Deodorant...just cuz you wash your **** don't mean you ain't musty!!
and Don't forget CDs so I can throw away my tapes. and stop rewinding them with a pencil cause the rewind button on my radio is broke but I won't get into tha :lol: 
I have seen the most bad body **** **** at my job........
