Aight tonight i went out to eat wit some friends at Rockola's. And there was a tv and it was turned to the Luberjack Channel (i guess that is what u call it). And they were just running across these logs that are suspended in water. It is a race to the end of the pool and if u fall u are d-q'd. any i was think....
what if u were a lumberjack and u were working and all of a sudden there was the big A$$ Black Grizzle Bear right in yo face. so u start running and u come to this lake that had logs going across it.
A) would u try to make it across knowing that bears can swim if u fall
B) u to scared to run across the water because u can't swim and u know u are going to drown so u stop and just let the bear have u for dinner
C) drop and play **** and recite the lord's prayer with crying
D) just jump in the water and drown trying to get across
E) just scream like a bytch and run around till the bear or u gets tired
If it was me i would have to choose the combination of B, C, and E.
Because i know i can't swin so i am not going to try and make it running across some logs that me be some damn alligators. (reference to Placid Lake)
contrary to popular belief, bears can climb trees, and yes, better than you can, the best thing to do is to lay on the ground and play ****, but my choice would have to be F) how the f*(#* could you come up with a scenario like that got dayum thats some crazy random ish, not even i could think of something that strange, but i guess if i gave the bear porridge that was too cold or too hot then it wouldnt attack me, or if i pulled out a roll of charmin, i seen the commerical, they like that
A) would u try to make it across knowing that bears can swim if u fall
B) u to scared to run across the water because u can't swim and u know u are going to drown so u stop and just let the bear have u for dinner
C) drop and play **** and recite the lord's prayer with crying
D) just jump in the water and drown trying to get across
E) just scream like a bytch and run around till the bear or u gets tired
If it was me i would have to choose the combination of B, C, and E.
Because i know i can't swin so i am not going to try and make it running across some logs that me be some damn alligators. (reference to Placid Lake)
OKAY, time out.... lemme tell u why the majority of these will not work.
Chances are u wont make it to the lake ur talkin bout running to, cuz bears are faster and have more endurance than humans. But in the event you do:
A) NO NO NO cuz ur right... bears will get ur **** once u hit that water, even if u dont fall cuz theyre just that damn good at swimming. U might as well climb a tree, but like previously stated, THEY CAN CLIMB TREES TOO.
B) The bear will most likely not eat you, it would more than likely maul the crap out of you and leave.
C) Playing **** is probably your best bet, but it will ONLY work if youre PERFECTLY STILL...if ur crying like that, please be aware that like most animals, bears can sense fear and they will still maul your ****.
D) Well, if thats the way u wanna got out, u might as well take ur chances with the bear. Drowning is a slow and scary death, if that bear snaps ur neck, its relatively quick.
E) THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU WILL RUN FROM ANY KIND OF BEAR... They may look big and goofy at times, but fukkk... they are EXTREMELY fast for their size, running at top speeds of over 30 mph, so ummm, unless u encounter one of those **** or crippled bears, ur FUKKED- besides, ur making it worse if ur running from it. Bears like to chase their food..
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A) would u try to make it across knowing that bears can swim if u fall
B) u to scared to run across the water because u can't swim and u know u are going to drown so u stop and just let the bear have u for dinner
C) drop and play **** and recite the lord's prayer with crying
D) just jump in the water and drown trying to get across
E) just scream like a bytch and run around till the bear or u gets tired
If it was me i would have to choose the combination of B, C, and E.
Because i know i can't swin so i am not going to try and make it running across some logs that me be some damn alligators. (reference to Placid Lake)
OKAY, time out.... lemme tell u why the majority of these will not work.
Chances are u wont make it to the lake ur talkin bout running to, cuz bears are faster and have more endurance than humans. But in the event you do:
A) NO NO NO cuz ur right... bears will get ur **** once u hit that water, even if u dont fall cuz theyre just that damn good at swimming. U might as well climb a tree, but like previously stated, THEY CAN CLIMB TREES TOO.
B) The bear will most likely not eat you, it would more than likely maul the crap out of you and leave.
C) Playing **** is probably your best bet, but it will ONLY work if youre PERFECTLY STILL...if ur crying like that, please be aware that like most animals, bears can sense fear and they will still maul your ****.
D) Well, if thats the way u wanna got out, u might as well take ur chances with the bear. Drowning is a slow and scary death, if that bear snaps ur neck, its relatively quick.
E) THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU WILL RUN FROM ANY KIND OF BEAR... They may look big and goofy at times, but fukkk... they are EXTREMELY fast for their size, running at top speeds of over 30 mph, so ummm, unless u encounter one of those **** or crippled bears, ur FUKKED- besides, ur making it worse if ur running from it. Bears like to chase their food..
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:idea: THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!!!! :idea:
****...those were funny thinking about it...especially the last one. If I am ever in a bear situation I hope he is retardet or crippled cause it increases my chances. :lol: :lol: :lol:
ay for real though this was just a random situation i thought of not really trying to think it out just something to see what everybody else would do. plus it was funny. I know that most of us wouldn't even be in a situation like this but it is something to think about "what if i was" so that is why i posted this.
first i'd do E and just run around like a fool until i realize maybe i could get across those logs then i'd do A but seein as how i can't swim i'll probably end up doin D.... :lol:
F. Tell the bear im from HOUSTON, TEXAS , if he still trying to eat me ....IMA ROLL UP MY SLEEVES AND PUT MY FIST UP AND TELL ITGAME OVER :evil: :evil:
