1.sand can be used to get **** off of concrete
2.oatmeal cures poison ivy
3.fig leaves **** ringworms
4.cod liver **** prevents everything and kills tastebuds
5.whiskey, peppermint and lemon makes excellent cough medicine
6.everything in the fridge can be used for something
*Keep ya head on straight cuz boys only want one thang
*Get a good education and a good job so you don't have to depend on a man for SH*T! :wink:
*When I'm gone, take care of your big brother....or a woman will steal him blind!
*Baby powder will hide grease stains in clothes, especially scrubs
*Don't put your purse on the floor
*Keep ya hair looking nice
*Never go anywhere broke, if you don't have any money, keep your **** at home
*Keep your insurance card in your purse at all times, you never know when something might happen
* Never get married when she did (20)
* Dont come home wit no kids-or i will get kicked out
* Dont have a kid at age 39 :roll:
* Dont have more than two kids...and maybe thats too much
* Dont get into debt/ get a credit card
* BOYS only want one thing-and dont care bout nothin else
* Always have a relationship with God-and dont jus call on him when u in trouble
A few more..
*Never love someone else more than you love yourself
*Don't stay at someone's house when they are not there
*Sometimes a complete stranger will treat you better than your blood :?
:arrow: Don't **** urself tryin to please others...somethimes they need to go outta thier way to please u!
:arrow: Anything worth having is worth busting ur **** to get.
:arrow: No man is worth a blow with the fist.... He wanna jump bad, jump right along with him! (thats why that **** caught a iron skillet to the dome!)
:arrow: Scotch and Rock Candy will make the WORSE cold better in one night's sleep.
:arrow: Work the system, cuz they are forever tryin to work you.
:arrow: You can never stop working to make things better for your children.
Don't laugh at the special kids because when you have kids they're gonna have problems
Don't sit too close to the tv or your eyes will go like this -------><-------
I know most of u are sayin never fight over a male but most of the time they arent fighting OVER HIM persay but because they have disrespected each other on a personal note that has nothing to do with him
I just got back from my Great Aunt house and all my cousins was on da front porch chillin. When we left my momma got in the car, pointed at them and told me this.
You see them right there? Them the people you wanna know when something go down. I was like what ma :lol: :lol: She was like I ain't playing. Them ain't the kind of people you wanna run into trouble wit. You better be happy them you family cuz they on yo side. I just kept laughin cuz my mama was soooo serious. She was like, and don't you forget that either. I guess she told me that cuz I'm always complaining about how MY family gotta be the ones in and out of jail and sheit. They always embarrassing me.
