You know how it goes just add your funniest line!!!
Yo Mama so Fat she wears sand castles for sandles.
Yo Mama so stank she use Tide for deodorant.
Yo Mama so Fat she eats out the Super Bowl for breakfast.
Yo Mama so Big she danced to time for the perculator and the seasons changed.
Yo Mama so skinny she use cherios for hoola hoops.
Yo Mama so old she tucked Jesus in at night after she read him the ten commandments.
Yo Mama so old she dated Kernel Sanders {kfc}
Yo Mama so old she used pyramids as checkers
Yo mama so fat she use lunchables as snacks
Yo mama so stank Rick James was like Not That Bi$%%%%%%
Yo Mama so dumb she make George Bush seem intelligent
Yo moma so dumb she thought Anthrax was a ride
Yo mama so Dumb she thought OJ didn't do it
Yo mama so dumb she thought Puffy was a cereal
Yo mama so dumb she thought Social Security protected the president!!
YO mama so...
- fat she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops
- fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "WE are family'
- stupid she tries to alphabetize M&Ms
yo mama so bald she rolls her hair with rice
yo mama so stupid she tried to make a dollar outta 15 cents
yo mama so short she needs a boost up onto the curb
yo mama so bald, her braids look like stitches
more to come...
yo mama so bald she rolls her hair with rice
yo mama so stupid she tried to make a dollar outta 15 cents
yo mama so short she needs a boost up onto the curb
yo mama so bald, her braids look like stitches
more to come...
yo mama so bald she rolls her hair with rice
yo mama so stupid she tried to make a dollar outta 15 cents
yo mama so short she needs a boost up onto the curb
yo mama so bald, her braids look like stitches
more to come...
lollolololol
thank you thank you ur far too kind ::takes a bow::
