Now in my 3 years at Howard, I've had some trifflin and crazy @$$ roommates.... Like the one that used my cooking pot to make alcoholic drinks.....or the one who left beans on the stove while i was out of town and they were still there when i got back (5 days later).
Post any crazy roommate stories that you may have.
is it me or does it seem like mostly females have bad roommate stories? just an observation.
Anyway, I have a triflin roommate this year. He hardly washes his clothes and he hardly washes himself. In the beginning of the year we had gnats all over our room flying around from the stench. Then he bought roaches from home and it got all on our walls and through are stuff. To top that all off I got this guy several times going through my drawers after he made up a rule in the roommate agreement saying not to go through each other stuff.
Thats triflin I hope I don't get no roomate like that.
maaaaaaannnnnn..some of ya'll saw april's pick when she got into it w/ mikchek...here's some of the stories....
:arrow: me and mikchek had just met, and i had went out w/ some friends and he called like right after i left. this **** tells him that i'll be right back so he comes over. she tries to make a move on him, he leaves, and then she tells me that they hooked up.......wtf?
:arrow: this **** plays basketball...practices eryday and would hardly wash, and would wear the same dayum sweats eryday...
:arrow: this b!tch had the audacity to steal my brand new tims.....
:arrow: the ho would go around tellin and lyin about my personal bizness...
After I almost beat her as$ one day (they heard me callin her a b!tch down the hall), my RA let me move down the hall. I have my own room now..and several first-years at ASC AND Morehouse want to BTA!!! :roll:
I've got too many horror roomate stories, from my freshman year.
First of all, me, my cousin and some of his fraternal brothers decided to rent a house(we split room by room). It was 5 of us total, in a 6 bedroom and 2 bath rooms house. My cousin and I hared one bath one while the other 3 shared the other..
1. Those three nasty **** **** never cleaned the bath room. The tub had a dark film of dirt all around it. Tooth paste was all over the sink..Plus, they would all leave their wash cloths and towels in there...They didn't wash those either.
2. No one washed the dishes. I wasn't going to clean after anyone!!
3. I had the biggest bed in the house and the only clean room and these nasty **** would bring their hoes to my room to f*ck..I cam home one day and my pillows smelled like ****. I had to buya lock for my room.
4. One roommate rarely took showers or wash his clothes..He'll clean up for the club or a Frat party but not everyday. He had a huge afro that he refused to comb. It was like a giant DREAD that went up!! If he did comb his hair(once a month) he would shead hair balls alll over the place because it was that ****!!
5. **** ate my food and snacks..
6. They would pledge a line in the house and backyard and expect for me not to see or hear what they're doing. Yellin, screaming, crying all late at night..I couldn't get no sleep!!!!!
Oh I almost forgot..The same dude that didn't comb his hair...
NEVER had his part of the utility bill ready or he'll forget to pay..The lights would be cut off for 40 some odd dollars...Lame A*s ****!!
