I found this on MEACfans Bulletin Board.. :roll:
>>Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear An Alpha(A Phi A) Say...
>> I am not in love with my frat brother.
>> I don't switch when I walk.
>> I am tired of wearing suits.
>> Let's hang out with the Sigma's.
>> The AKA's are not our real sisters, it's the Alpha Sweethearts.
>> We really don't pledge our Alpha Sweets.
>> I am not studying this week.
>> Yo, Yo, Yo..........
>> Black is not my favorite color.
>> I hope they don't play Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby at this party.
>>Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear An AKA Say.
>> I'm going to the zoo to see the elephants.
>> My hair is not long enough.
>> I forgot my mirror.
>> I'm not pretty.
>> I'm too light skinned.
>> Those Delta's sure can step.
>> I am not as pretty as I thought I was.
>> My pinkie finger sure does hurt.
>> Oooo Oop.
>> I'm not going to sleep with all the Kappa's
Top 10 Things You WillNever Hear A Delta Say.
>> Skee Wee.
>> Do you have that in pink?
>> I absolutely have too much red in my closet.
>> I really love the cartoon the Pink Panther.
>> I think I am going to plant me some ivy's.
>> I'm pretty on my left..... I'm pretty on my right.
>> Let's start the party at 10:08 instead of 10:13.
>> Maybe we should step more ladylike and not like the Q's.
>> Maybe we shouldn't Oop Oop everytime we see each other.
>> I really don't have a drinking problem.
>>Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear A Kappa Say.
>> These plaid pants and bow tie don't match.
>> I'm not that pretty.
>> Maybe we should hang out with the Sigma's more.
>> I wish women would stop calling me pretty.
>> I don't have a pair of khaki pants.
>> I lost my Ray Ban's.
>> I think I wear too much Crimson.
>> I gonna go to the party and I am not going to say ohhhhh, wee,
>> wee,wee.
>> I've never droped my cane at a greek show.
>>Things You Will Never Hear An Omega Say.
Man I am sick of beer.
>> I'm graduating in three years
>> I wish the women at this college would stop trying to sleep with
>> me.
>> I just have too many frat shirts.
>> Maybe we should hang out with the Kappa's more.
>> I wear too much purple.
>> I think the Bruz have too much alcohol at this party.
>> This camoflauge just doesn't match my gold boots.
>> Okay, I'll go to the party..I won't act up...I won't take off my
>> clothes, and I definitely won't go to the afterset at the frathouse.
>> I hope they don't p lay Atomic Dog at this party.
>>Things you wont hear Sigma Gamma Rho's say
>> I wish I was a Delta.
>> We sure do have a lot of pledges this spring.
>> We will win the step show this year.
>> We have the biggest sorority on campus.
>>Things you wont hear a Zeta Phi Beta say
>> I wish I was a Delta.
>> I am a vegetarian.
>> There aren't any big girls on line this semester.
>I am not going to the all-you-can-eat buffet.
>> I wear a size 2.
>> I need a small t-shirt....
>> let's not serve food at this party.
>>Things you wont hear a Phi Beta Sigma say
>> We're not country.
>> I don't wear socks and sandals.
>> We sure can step.
>> We are not all rejects of the Ques and Kappa's
**Note: I hate BS like this. This just reminds me of one thread that was posted several months ago, I think someone got it in an email it. It was defining all the greeks. I think someone probably got it in their email and decided to write one of his/her own.
The Ray Bans...LOL!!! No one wears them anymore!
Those stereotypes CLEARLY fit a few of the groups on my campus. But all in all they are bull. Lemme get my **** to class!..... Sittin here reading this mess....
