If you are in college or graduated from college, you are to damn old to...
walk around with 500 multicolored knockers(hairballs) in your hair talking about don't I look cute ...
have illusions of naming your child Natanquelina :x ...
Still wear those tennis shoes with platforms...
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co muthafukkin signs...Ive seen a few sets of twins here on campus dressing exactly alike from the hair, clothes, and shoes. Its like get your own identity.
Also...
:arrow: **** is too old to still becaring what others think, and because of it put of different fronts to be something you ain. Just do you and be real.
:arrow: Too old to expect momma to take care of everything for you...show some responsibility
:arrow: Too old to fight over petty stuff like...clothes and he said she said mess
:arrow: Too old to wear pigtails...i mean how old are you?
:arrow: Come on the tackiness has to stop....it stop being cute when u were 5
:arrow: Too old to be still living off your momma....come on do something for yourself...if college is not for you...get a JOB!
:arrow: Too old not to be able to take care of your own personal responsibilites can we say...wash your OWN clothes, clean up after yourself..come on people
:arrow: Have some initiative... you dont have to know what your major is or have your whole life mapped out just know that you want to do something with your life and be able to get off your **** and make it happen or ask for some help
~1LUV
u are too old to
*gel your hair down into a rubberband when your hair is *snap* long...LEARN HOW TO USE A CURLING IRON!
*wear lowrider jeans with your lovehandles hanging over the sides and your crack exposed to the world when u bend over
*wear grand-canyon cleavage shirts....less is sometimes more!
*pepper your conversations with excessive slang
*REP YOUR GANG. YOU'RE TOO OLD, LET GO, ITS OVER, GO GET A HOUSE AND A DOG OR SOMETHING!
ooo, ooo! i got 1!!!
rentin' rimz 4 a day for a special occasion 2 "floss up ya ride" :roll:
if ya GONNA HAVE RIMZ, I'MMA NEED 4 U 2 JUST SAVE UP ENOUGH 2 BUY THEM JOINTZ...DON'T RENT RIMZ - THAT'Z GHETT-O
You are to old to...
Go back to your high school and still like you go there ( picking fights with freshman/looking at high school freshman girls)
WHOOOOA... That's on some Rarah Kelz shyt....let me find some dude macking on my sister and he graduated with me...I'mma have to pull out the BIIIIG CHIPS!
Don't ever be 27, still a sophomore, been livin on campus for 8 years, just because you don't wanna leave your LB's who are all under 25 and graduating. You are too damn old.
Please stop coming to football games in Stillettos and skirts, Winter is coming. You should know how to dress approriately by now.
You are too dam old to be gettin on stage at talent shows rappin about how you're thuggin it, you're an education major and you ain't never blinked on an OG.
I'm sure I'll think of some more later.....
Females in school are too old to be wearing hoodies, when it ain't cold, and covering up your head. . . (saw that last night at a bar)
Dudes you're too old to wear pink dropsocks, pink wristbands, a pink hat, and a pink t-shirt
Too old to smoke weed in your car. . .
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You are too old to get in arguments with the professors. This ain't high school. Everybody in that room is paying that professor to teach. Just because he asked you to be quiet and cut off your cell phone don't mean you should jump fly and ruin everybody else's learning experience.
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have illusions of naming your child Natanquelina :x ...
Still wear those tennis shoes with platforms...
add on...
