how do you handle coochie farts?

aight fellas....you know this is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen during the time you're banging her down to a knub...it gets all good n juicy and the next thing you know...pfffft! i eman i've heard about coochie fars, but this has never happened to me...yet! cause from what i hear it's a very common occurance... what the hell do you do? what the hell do you say? do you just keep going and pretend it never happened? well the next time i do it, imma turn up the radio to try n muffle the sound... so what's your coochie **** expereince? (tasia)

Still haven't had this happen to me yet...this is why its important to jam music while making love to your woman. Not konly will it help with your rythem, but it will also help to drown out coochie farts. Can't imagine the embarassment for the chick... Any of yall ever had this happen to you? O yeah, one of my chick friends told me that chicks bust out cootie farts all the time...even like in classrooms n stuff and they can do it because they're usually silent and don't smell like anything... And I actually brought a blackberry to talk about coo coo farts...

If you banging it properly, queefs should be the last thing on your mind. The only thing I'm thinking about is making that right leg shake.