Tell your drinkin' stories

Aiight...first, state your age, when you had your first few sips of joy juice, and a good drankin' story or 2. I'm 20 (until October), and my first taste was on October 7th, 1999 on my 15th birthday. I had 2 beers, and was feeling REAL good. Since then, I've mastered the art of drinking on the job, working 12 hours with a hangover, drinking and driving, talking to cops while ****, keeping myself stable while **** around my parents....you name it, and I've prolly done it up. One nite around 2003, I went to my cousins house party in Decatur alabama (about 20-25 minutes from my house). I had 5 beers, 2 cups of some white boy stuff, some Goldslager (that's some good stuff), AND I hit the blunt a few times. I left the party around 2am after the old lady called wanting me to come thru her crib....i was feeling riiiiight that nite. My cousin was in worse shape than I was. We hit 90mph on the freeway, my stereo was blasting "Damn" by Youngbloodz, and I was driving with my head outta the window 4 half of the ride. I was "official" that nite. What really surprises me is how I can drink around (some of) my folks. When I snuck my first beers at age 15, I wouldn't have EVER thought that my older fam could stomach watching drown drinks like the day before prohibition. Funny thing is, I hadn't had a sip in about a month, and hadn't been "Officially in High Definition" since new years eve. I'll tell that story in a lil' bit.

I got **** on a cruise ship last year. My cousin let me use her card since I was a minor. So, I just buying the dern bar up. 99 Berrys, Corona(a bunch of those), and daquaries and what not. So by the time I'm good and **** it's like 1:30AM and we were on the pool deck. How about I was throwing toothpick at the people in the pool, at the bartender, random people sitting down minding their business. Then there was another time when me and my friends were SUPPOSED to be watching Finding Nemo. But apparently we found something else. :lol: all our **** was tore up in the morning.

All I'mma say is that they should've never gave **** invisible Kool Aid...

Can't wait till "Senior Week" down at the beach.... I'ma have too many stories...