Aiight....since we're on the subjects of jobs, and worse jobs...why dont we just post our whole damn resume?
This aint gotta be anything formal....just a basic rundown of places you've worked/interned thus far. Peep...
Wings Sports Grille
November 2000 - February 2001
Bussed tables
Taco Bell
April 2001 - September 2002
Crew member
offered shift manager position, but declined and went to college instead
West Telemarketing
May 02 - July 02
Customer Service Representative
Filled out applications, by phone, for American Express credit cards
*I worked at Taco Bell while at West....held down 2 jobs for most of the summer*
Captain D's
November 2002 - March 2003
Cooked smelly **** fish
Taco Bell (again...different location)
Crew Trainer (basically supervised ENTIRE staff and made sure they knew what the f--k they were doin)
March 2003 - September 2003
Channel 31
Production Assistant
September 2003 - Currently Employed
*Copied from REAL resume*
SPECIAL SKILLS: Basic knowledge of GVG 250 production switcher and DPM 700 DVE for directing newscasts, Chyron Infinit! able to operate studio/EFP/ENG cameras, lighting and staging for in-studio newscasts and remote productions, VTRs for tape recordings and playblack for live newscasts (DVC Pro and Beta SP/SX), minor work linear editing, Eela audio console for live newscasts and other productions, basic knowledge of A.P. Newscenter. Able to assemble/disassemble computer hardware, experience with Microsoft Works and Excel, able to type 50 words per minute. Excellent overall knowledge of computers hardware and software. Great ability to multi-task in a fast-paced, and often times, stressful environment
LEE **********
someone@purdue.edu
Permanent Address
12345 ABC St.
Little Rock, AR 72204
(501) ***-****
Local Address
6789 DEFG St.
West Lafayette, IN 47906
(765) ***-****
Objective: To obtain an internship position in Electrical or Computer Engineering
Education:
Purdue University - West Lafayette, IN
M. S. in Electrical and Computer Engineering
Expected Date of Graduation: May 2006
Alabama Agricultural and Mechanical University - Normal, AL
B. S. in Electrical Engineering - Computer Engineering Option
Overall GPA: 3.7 / 4.0
Date of Graduation: May 2004
Experience:
8/04 – present
Purdue University
Teaching Assistant
West Lafayette, IN
•Served as a tutor for students who are taking Linear Circuit Analysis
•Provided an exam review session for hundreds of students
6/03 - 8/03
Summer Research Opportunity Program (SROP), University of Michigan
Intern
Ann Arbor, MI
•Conducted research in the Department of Reconfigurable Manufacturing Systems
•Performed an analysis of a laser based non-contact inspection machine using ConoProbe
•Acquired software skills including Form-Z, Unigraphics, and AutoCAD
2/03 - 4/03
Alabama A&M University Research Institute (AAMURI)
Research Assistant
Normal, AL
•Assisted my professor with supervising the Electrical Engineering computer laboratory
•Adjusted the computer lab hours so it would be more convenient for students
•Detected computer hardware/software errors and documented them
6/01 - 8/01
Science Applications International Corporation
Intern
Huntsville, AL
•Developed executable models of the Army’s next generation artillery system
•Executed several thousand **** simulations in support of my group’s analysis effort
•Managed Army artillery operations and Genesis simulation
6/1997 - 8/1997
Youth Employment Center
Local Representative
Little Rock, AR
•Contacted various places to help inner-city youth find jobs in the Little Rock vicinity
•Conducted training workshops that were available to teenagers
Activities, Honors, and Awards:
•National Society of Black Engineers, Torchbearer / Fellows Scholar in 2004
•Purdue University Black Graduate Association, Banquet Committee Particpant
•AAMU Honors Center, Treasurer in 2002 - 2003 / Academic Excellence Award
•Eta Kappa Tau Engineering and Technology Fraternity, Alpha Chapter
•University Echoes, Ambassador / Office of Admissions Volunteer
•AAMU SPACE Program, Algebra / Calculus / Physics / Finance Tutor
•AAMU 2004 Outstanding Scholar in the School of Engineering and Technology
•Daimler-**** Scholarship Recipient
•Honda Campus All-Star Challenge, Varsity Team Player
•Honor Roll, Fall 2000 – 2004
•IIT Research Institute Scholarship Recipient
•National Dean’s List
•Who’s Who Among Students in Universities and Colleges
•Chancellor’s List
References: Available upon request
(Feel free to show any errors if you can find them.)
Target
Cashier
May-Aug. 2002
The A&T Register (our school's newspaper)
Online Layout editor / Ad layout editor
present
walmart, ho! and i wonder which direction your school newspaper leans? i'm just messing with ya....you're one of the people i enjoy picking on this site 8-) (evy)
here is mine....
Monique J. Morton
403 Main Street ~ GSU Box **** ~ Grambling, LA 71245
318-***-****
***************@yahoo.com
Objective
To obtain a job/internship in the field of television/film
Experience ESPN, Bristol, Connecticut
Productions Intern, (Present)
GRAMBLING STATE UNIVERSITY TELEVISION CENTER, Grambling, LAProducer (January 2003 – Present) Research show topics for discussion
Supervise all floor actions during live show tapings
Arrange and book guests and talent for shows
Researcher/Writer (August 2004 – Present)
Research and obtain information for news stories and discussion topics
Write and edit stories for news program
Prepare information and stories for shows
CG Operator (January 2003 – Present)
Prepare graphics for live programs
Operate CG for live shows
TV Personality (January 2003 – Present)
Host and co-host shows:
The Lyric Café – a poetry show
Music and More – music talk show that displays local talent and plays recent videos
Traffic Director (January 2003 – December 2003)
Prepared traffic logs for daily programming schedules
Master Control Operator (January 2003 – Present)
Operate and run master control on a daily basis
VICTORIA'S SECRET, Pentagon City Shopping Centre, Arlington, VA
Sales Associate/Bra Specialist-in-training (May 2003-August 2003)
DC-28 CABLE TELEVISION STATION, Washington, DCIntern, (September 2001-June 2002)
Operated camera during in-studio shows
Operated audio board
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOUNT VERNON HOUSE PIONEER FARM, Mount Vernon, VA
Intern (June 2002-August 2002)
EDUCATIONGRAMBLING STATE UNIVERSITY, Grambling, LA
Bachelor of Arts in Mass Communication, Expected December 2005
Coursework Includes:
Single Camera Video
Audio Production
Online Writing and Design
Mass Media Writing and Editing
Mass Media and Society
Writing for Television and Radio
Digital video Editing
Broadcast News Writing, Editing, and Reporting
Current Cumulative Grade Point Average: 3.34 of 4.0
Honors ~ President’s List: Fall 2002, Spring 2003, Summer 2004, Fall 2004, Spring 2005
