You've ever been called from downstairs, upstairs, the back of the house, or from the front of the house to fix her a glass of ice water, get her the remote control, or change the channel!!
ADD ONE U THINK OF AND I'LL KEEP ADDING WHEN I THINK OF MORE!!!!
She calls u every siblings name under the book before she finally gets your name right. And if she can't get it right she'll just say "uhhh...chile u hear me callin u!"...like u really supposed to know who the heck she's calling. I'm an only child, so i'm still baffled as to why my momma can't get mine right :???:
If u and your friends do sumthin wrong, she'll beat your ****...and THEIRS too
She'll whup your **** or cuss u out, then come back and smile in your face with a conversation like nothin just happened.
she'll miss out on a meal, skip gettin a new outfit, or miss out on things for herself just to make sure u are taken care of
you have ever heard the words "be still... you know that don't hurt!" while getting your hair combed... and when u keep moving she hits u with it...
when all she had to do was look at you like ----> :???: and you stopped acting up
U had a headache or stomach ache and she tells u to "go boo boo"
She made u go back and fight somebody at school who u let hit u
When u cried cause your brother beat u up and she says "hit his a$$ back"
U got a whooping just for "being like yo damn daddy"
Your teachers passed u only cause she was scared of mama
U made sure to be home before the streetlights came on
She'll whoop u in front of company and not care
Over summer break she locked u out the house until it was almost dark
If you had to vacuum everyday just so those lines could be in the carpet
If you acted up in church, she'd be clapping and mouth the words..."Imma Whoop you!"...and never missed a beat.
If she said Imma Whoop yo ****, and you just burst out in tears.
when everytime u go to the store she says u betta not ask me for nuffin but winds up getting u something neway (after fussin at u cuz she told u not to ask)...or maybe dat was just me cuz i was spoiled
1. when whooping you she says "this gonna hurt me more than you WHATEVER
2. She says "I brought you in this world and i'l take you out.
3. If you are in college and have a newer car than her
4.Ya momma has ever threatened peopl on your behalf
5.If you didn't want to ga home after breaking your glasses that you just go 3 days ago.
When every Friday, ya'll eating pizza or sandwiches cause Mama on a break today, no cookin
When you get in trouble just for looking like your daddy, he pisses her off next thing u know, "no tv, your **** is on punishment"
When she put you on punishment but forgets two days later and you back up to the usual
When all phone calls stop after 9 o'clock
when you in church every sunday promplty, but your mama at work or at home chilling
