Military Recruiters

All I know is, I worked for the dept of homeland security this summer and in a board meeting they were talking about how the gov't would pay them handsomely to enlist and you should've seen the looks on their faces; not even they wanted to do anything like that. Why in the world would I enlist in the military when the damn homeland security workers wouldn't even want to lol

There's this one Army Recruiter who keeps calling me. He freakin bugs me. I've told him I'm going to college and whatnot. Then he goes off and was like well, if you ever need some money the Army is here, and I don't wanna find out you enlisted into another branch, you told me I was your recruiter. I almost cussed him out for that. I have no damn recruiter! The damn recruiters can shove it, cause they're not doing anything for me but makin my hair thin out...