Is God all good?

46 replies · 10385 views · Started by prettyboi04 · Dec 2007

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Toronto chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

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Nyla · Feb 2008

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WOW! This thread is off the change! LOL

I believe in "GOD" and he is all good to me. Thumbup

He is the lover of my soul. I'm not here to throw my religious beliefs on anyone. All I can say is "continue living" and you will see what life is all about. Much Love!

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C Nels · Feb 2008

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Nyla wrote:
WOW! This thread is off the change! I believe in "GOD" and he is all good to me. He is the lover of my soul. I'm not here to throw my religious beliefs on anyone. All I can say is "continue living" and you will see what life is all about. Much Love!

Preach Preacha!! LOL

Don't mind me, I just wanted to throw in some comedy! Ya'll carry on!

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BisonBoy from norfolk, VA · Feb 2008

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Amen..

.and now we will have our scriputure by deconess Nyla...lol. Nah i kno whea itS at tho... U kan peep tha license plate "PRYR-WRKS". yadigggg

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SuperFly · Feb 2008

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Mine reads "PMP4U2NV"

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Nyla · Feb 2008

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BisonBoy wrote:
Amen.. .and now we will have our scriputure by deconess Nyla...lol. Nah i kno whea itS at tho... U kan peep tha license plate "PRYR-WRKS". yadigggg

LOL.. Don't get me started...lol

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Nyla · Feb 2008

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C_Nels wrote:
Preach Preacha!! Don't mind me, I just wanted to throw in some comedy! Ya'll carry on!

U are silly C!

smc112 from Laguana Hills, CA · Feb 2008

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i*heart*pie wrote:
Well, I don't understand why the female can't make decisions for herself. If you're running a household with me, run it WITH me, not for me. This isn't the 1950's, it's 2007. And now that I'm on it, EXACTLY WHO said that order can't come from an egalitarian family system? That's serious bs and an insult to all those who come from households like that. Oh, and before I forget...why again can't the female be the head?

You didn't understand anything that Sister Tamara said, and you are repeating the same questions. When people get married they become one flesh. Jesus gave commands that a man should honor and love his wife as Jesus loved the church, and the wife should honor her husband. Being submissive to your husband, doesn't mean that a man can run all over his wife and treat her disrespectful. Being submissive means, for a woman to trust that her husband hears clearly from the Lord, to make sound decisions within their marriage. A woman is there to complement her husband, and he should listen to advice from his wife. She is his other half. The problem comes in when the husband doesn't hear from the Lord, and that is why it is so important to marry a saved individual who is obedient to God. If a person isn't saved, they won't understand anything about marriage. God is the creator of marriage, and you can't have a successful one, if you put him out of the equation. Real love is when a woman figures out how she can be beneficial to her potential mate. (This is what a single woman should be thinking before she gets married.) A single woman should think, "How can I complete this man, and how would I be beneficial to him? What can I bring to the table?" A woman is created to be a helper for her husband. That is why God created Eve, if you go back and read Genesis 2:18. God said, "It isn't good for the man, Adam, to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him." This is all there in Genesis. People can argue all day about what they won't believe out of the Bible. It will make your life, a whole lot, easier if you just accept the word of God as truth. If the Bible says it, that settles it. His word should put a end to all arguing because his word is the final authority.

smc112 from Laguana Hills, CA · Feb 2008

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i*heart*pie wrote:
Wow. I just like, had a serious case of hives, you see, because I am allergic to bullshyt in such an egregious amount. First off, let me give you the defintion of the very word submit. sub�mit /səbˈmɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[suhb-mit] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -mit�ted, -mit�ting. –verb (used with object) 1.to give over or yield to the power or authority of another (often used reflexively). (Courtesy of Random House unabridged dictionary.) That sounds just like giving complete power and will over to an individual, NOT like trusting that what they are attempting to do is God's Will. Or maybe it is for Christians. Sad. Maybe you should just call it for what it is and not just sugar coat unnecessary complacency. Oh, and you mentioned marriage. Yes, God created marriage huh? Well. Guess what, home skillet? THIS IS AMERICA. Where church and state are separated. You're thumping the pages out of that Bible over there as if this is some kind of theocracy of sorts. Or that other religions like Buddhism and Hinduism are non-existent. Nope. Untrue. Stop living in Disneyland. Marriage is a union between two loving people. That's all. If it was really sanctified by God then, I wouldn't be able to get hitched in Vegas for just two hundred bucks. Or maybe that's just how it is...sanctified and CHEAP. Don't tell me what REAL LOVE is, especially when you're doing it from an theological viewpoint, not a humanistic one. Because the last time I CHECKED, someone who loved me, didn't expect me to hand over my free will, in order to love them back. F.Y.I., as a single woman, the LAST thing I'm thinking about is how to make a man happy when we're married. He's already happy, damn it! He has practical control over my paycheck, the way others view me, and my reproductive organs. I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY. IT'S MY LIFE. That's how I roll! Yeah, I'm a selfish mamacita, but guess what? I'm HAPPY too. Without your precious Bible! So you could keep it up the block with alla dat, home slice. You and Jesus don't got **** love, y'all don't be runnin' the streets together, so stop croppin' up J.C.'s name like you do. If you did, you wouldn't be spewin' half the bullcrap that you're sending my way. He knows it is what it is. And He's cool as the other side of the pillow with it. So cut the crap and stop knockin' my faith. 'Cause if you didn't know you was doin' that before, you do now. Damn!

What in the world are you talking about? (You confused me with the tirade of nonsense). Okay, on a serious tip I'm going to leave you and prettyboi to your own devices. This is pretty much a waste of time to give any advice or wisdom to people who aren't saved. In order for you to understand the things of God or the Bible, you have to be saved. The Bible isn't written for a bunch of unsaved folks, it was written for God's people. Unsaved people will never understand the word because it is hidden from them. The Holy Spirit gives revelation of God's word, but you wouldn't know him because he is also hidden from unsaved people or the world. Yeah, all of this stuff that I'm saying and other Christian's are saying (on this thread), you will never understand, until you are saved. I don't have to prove anything to you, about Jesus, because I know he exists and he has done so much for me. I believe in the Trinity: God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. I also believe EVERYTHING in the word of God! I thank God for blessing me, and he will continue to bless me because I didn't reject him or his Son. My children and their generation will be blessed because I chose not to reject God. So you can go on and on with all your theories that will never mount up to anything in the end. As I said before, God's word is the final authority. When you stand before God on judgment day, his word will still have the final authority, and you will be judged by it whether you choose to believe it or not. Also, it says that everyone will confess that Jesus is Lord on judgment day. So it is best for you to confess it now, instead of confessing it, before being thrown in the lake of fire. It is better to be on God's righteous side than to be on his judgment side. Jesus came into this world riding on a donkey, and he's coming back, in his second coming, riding on a horse for war! On that note, I'm not going to get into strife or any debates about God's word because, he told us in his word, we're not to do so. We will never agree because light doesn't have anything in common with darkness! Also, I don't have to defend God because he can defend himself! It's scary how you and prettyboi reference God. You are under a lot of grace because of Jesus, because back in the day God didn't show mercy to those who were blasphemes. Jesus's blood has still granted you mercy before God, even though you aren't willing to accept him. Jesus is still kind to those who aren't loving and disrespecful towards him. Alright, I'm finished with this thread.

prettyboi04 · Feb 2008

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smc112 wrote:
What in the world are you talking about? (You confused me with the tirade of nonsense). Okay, on a serious tip I'm going to leave you and prettyboi to your own devices. This is pretty much a waste of time to give any advice or wisdom to people who aren't saved. In order for you to understand the things of God or the Bible, you have to be saved. The Bible isn't written for a bunch of unsaved folks, it was written for God's people. Unsaved people will never understand the word because it is hidden from them. The Holy Spirit gives revelation of God's word, but you wouldn't know him because he is also hidden from unsaved people or the world. Yeah, all of this stuff that I'm saying and other Christian's are saying (on this thread), you will never understand, until you are saved. I don't have to prove anything to you, about Jesus, because I know he exists and he has done so much for me. I believe in the Trinity: God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. I also believe EVERYTHING in the word of God! I thank God for blessing me, and he will continue to bless me because I didn't reject him or his Son. My children and their generation will be blessed because I chose not to reject God. So you can go on and on with all your theories that will never mount up to anything in the end. As I said before, God's word is the final authority. When you stand before God on judgment day, his word will still have the final authority, and you will be judged by it whether you choose to believe it or not. Also, it says that everyone will confess that Jesus is Lord on judgment day. So it is best for you to confess it now, instead of confessing it, before being thrown in the lake of fire. It is better to be on God's righteous side than to be on his judgment side. Jesus came into this world riding on a donkey, and he's coming back, in his second coming, riding on a horse for war! On that note, I'm not going to get into strife or any debates about God's word because, he told us in his word, we're not to do so. Also, I don't have to defend God because he can defend himself! It's scary how you and prettyboi reference God. You are under a lot of grace because of Jesus, because back in the day God didn't show mercy to those who were blasphemes. Jesus's blood has still granted you mercy before God, even though you aren't willing to accept him. Jesus is still kind to those who aren't loving and disrespecful towards him. Alright, I'm finished with this thread.

I understand your doctrines... I just think they're probably false. You bring up judgment day, for example...I see not one shred of evidence that judgment day is actually going to happen or that this "lake of fire" actually exists.