Yo Momma Jokes!

Somebody must think they are the best at ranking in here. Show me what you got ****!! I'll start. Yo momma so broke, she can't pay attention!

Yo mama so black she make her tattoos look light skinned...

Your momma so short she jumped off the curb and committed ****.

Yo momma’s so dirty she slowed down speed stick.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate is expired.

Yo momma's so old, she farts out dust.

Yo mama puts Just For Men on her p***y hair.

Yo momma’s teeth so yellow she could get a job at the movie theater spittin' on popcorn!

Yo Momma so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

Yo mama so old she poot dust....

Yo mama so po', she hangs the toilet tissue out to dry.