so itz a hot July weekend and the grillz are fired up, the Kool-Aide is on the table, & the grown folks are bout to start the music....what yall bringing, who you bringin, and what yall wearing?
& DON'T START NO ISH AT MY COOKOUT!
*rolls up with her tent*
:::in her Ma Mable voice:::
Too many gahdamn 'squitos outside! Its big enough. Climb in if you hate 'squitos!
Anyways. I got 300lbs of chitlins...don't know where they came from...left them in my freezer...but somebody already cleaned them....so.... got hot sauce....
Hell I dont' want any of them....
****hook me up with two hotdogs and two hamburgers and some pork n' beans, maybe some coleslaw, um some baked chicken...no the dark meat....and a few of them ribs... can I have some chips too...what about the sodas? Kool-Aid..... WATER???
......*walks in wearing white tee, Nike Flip Flops and basketball shorts*.....*Takes a sip of Wug's everclear*......*says to himself damm this siht is stroong*........*walks around*...........*Looks at Rosie and is **** because she brought a whole crew of dudes with her*........*says to himself 'Im really getting a divorce now'*...........*steals a hamburger from the grill*.....*spits it out*........*says to himself 'this siht taste like a Dutch Masters'*....*leaves cookout heated*.......
you know i looooooooooove u :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I would bring the hot dog and hamburger buns...fast and cheap...lol..
I would bring the girl I holla at from school, my country **** friend and his roommate from NY.
*walks in wit a red wife ****, some light blue jeans, and some red chucks*
Ummm...i dont cook...but umm i bought yall some CANDY!!! Wheres tha food...u know skinny people like to eat! And i am hungry!! Aye...yo...Wug, can u introduce me to one of yer friends!
*walkz in wit some crisp air for ones, tight blue jeans, and a baby blue polo shirt with the collar flipped up..also got the butta'z whipped* heheh
*lookz around.....spots rod whispering in Tori ear* ERRRRR UMMMMMM *COUGH* COUGH* Rod !!
*shakes my head and walks around *waves @ Meya and Mocha..and walks ovah next to them*
Damn its hotter then a **** out hea.......*spots Poody in da corna with some big **** ***** ol fast **** :roll:
***walks in solo with black wife ****, silver necklace, black gym shorts, and black Adidas flip flops...***
Yeah, party ova herre...yeah...yeah...
***Looks at everyone eating and realizes he didn't bring in anything...Runs to car to get the graham crackers that he was eating earlier..***
*walks in wit a red wife ****, some light blue jeans, and some red chucks*
Ummm...i dont cook...but umm i bought yall some CANDY!!! Wheres tha food...u know skinny people like to eat! And i am hungry!! Aye...yo...Wug, can u introduce me to one of yer friends!
yeah i got you... meet our defensive end mr. james mcgowan
