Mine would probably say>>>>
"B*tch I been sendin you hormones all week and u still ain't caught tha hint...damn it...I'm lonely and u need to go find a way to get me sum"
Personality...BLUNT cuz if you ain't twerkin then it ain't NUTTIN
you're silly :lol: mine would prolly say the same thing.
I think mine is a little bit angry with me, I could hear it now...
"you's one STINGY **** hepha, you know that?? 21 damn years and you STILL haven't shared me with anyone....that's why your **** is alone NOW! :evil: stubborn bytch! :x "
:? rude lil' somethin', ain't she??
I think mine would be stuck up wit an attitude. She don't just let everybody in there and she gotta have on the cutest draws wit da matching socks and bras.
Her name is Precious by the way ..
Precious - "Tya"
Me- "Yes Precious"
Precious - "How did I get so fat when you dont hardly feed me?"
Me- "Laughs, girl shut those fat lips of yours!"
Whooo I crack me up .. Im sleepy nite nite ..
Her name is Precious by the way ..
Precious - "Tya"
Me- "Yes Precious"
Precious - "How did I get so fat when you dont hardly feed me?"
Me- "Laughs, girl shut those fat lips of yours!"
Whooo I crack me up .. Im sleepy nite nite ..
**** fammo u got tooooooooooooooo much time on your hands.....as do i :?
hmmmmmm...a lil summin like THIS...
Nani:*AHEM* SCOOSEEEEEEEE ME!
Me:....Why yes??? How can I help you?
Nani: HELP ME???? What chu NEEEEED to do is STOP bein so DAMN stingy an HOP up off your ****!! Sh*t I need ATTENTION!!!
Me:Attention?? Well...what kind of attention? I thought Victor the vibrator was holdin you down PRETTY well??
Nani: VICTOR??? PSSSSSSSH, me an he wasnt on good terms eresince he he hadda glitch an SHOCKED me!
Me: Oh DAMN!....yea I remember that, well imma have to make some calls....just sit tight man, be PATIENT! Thangs aint like they USE to be
Nani: HURRY UP DAMNIT! I aint got allll DAY!
Me: OK OK OK Sheesh!
*Calls Ex*...the END!
SHEIIIT that would scare the hell outta me. :lol: 
