Now in my 3 years at Howard, I've had some trifflin and crazy @$$ roommates.... Like the one that used my cooking pot to make alcoholic drinks.....or the one who left beans on the stove while i was out of town and they were still there when i got back (5 days later).
Post any crazy roommate stories that you may have.
I had this 1 triflin roommate who only took showers if there was some type of occassion (going 2 the BP 2 trick)....Oneday I left the room for a minute if that long and when I came back this gulla monster was using my deodorant (of course we started banging). Oneday I had just got back from a lonnngggg weekend and she had one of her friends laying in my bed like her **** was goldilocks or some shyt! But the worst part was when me & some friends were chillin' in the room playing PS2 and we kept smelling fish (me being ignorant thought maybe one of my friends needed 2 freshen up....so I just said dayum it smells like fish in here) then everybody was like hellllll yea, I just didn't wanna say anything (blah) so we lookin' around the room and sniffin' and I climbed up on her bunk and she had some bloody **** sheets, so by now i'm blanking and calling her all types of nasty mofoz...so 1 of my girls decided 2 flip the mattress and taaa-daaa there was mad used sanitary napkins under her bed like that was the trashcan...(ughhh, 2 think I had 2 sleep under her). And could u believe she was a big time h*o, I guess that goes 2 show some dudes will stick anything!
That is sooooo nasty!!! OMG>.....if she stank up my room like that....I'm sorry, I would have had to put my Holy Ghost on the shelf real quick and throw them hands with her....That's just....DIRTY!
My roomate used to be on the phone 12 hrs. a day talkin to his girl in Chicago. THey would argue and cry and all kind of stuff.... He would never tell me when someone called for me and he never used to answer the call waiting. Also, he liked to eat my food and use my CDs.....
Hey that is really funny I can relate to that because my roomy be on that phone night and day arguing with her little men and to make it so bad she used to get mad when my guy friends call she is a mess man!
i go to Hampton so u would think people will be respectful. Oh no, my roommate has gone through my dirty clothes, stole my underware, wore them and stole jewelry. And then acts like i dont know. The only kinda of underware i wear is Vickys so all of a sudden she is wearin Vickys and has tiffany jewelry. COME ON. I am not a BIO major for nothing. I approach her on some, where is my Stuff. she gonna talk about i dont know what you are talking about, then i was like your necklace is cute. knowing damn well it was mine. then i am like can i see it, she is no cause my grandma gave it to me. later that night, i checked the necklace...IT HAD MY FREAKING INITALS ON IT. Then i had a pair of Vickys that i love, and she sat down with her thong showing and it was my fav ones. I was ****. i wrote her a letter and said vickeys is have a 2.99 sale. DO U BELIEVE THAT? i am in the process of moving out. this is crazy.
My roomate used to be on the phone 12 hrs. a day talkin to his girl in Chicago. THey would argue and cry and all kind of stuff.... He would never tell me when someone called for me and he never used to answer the call waiting. Also, he liked to eat my food and use my CDs.....
Hey that is really funny I can relate to that because my roomy be on that phone night and day arguing with her little men and to make it so bad she used to get mad when my guy friends call she is a mess man!
^^^this would upset me too but at least everyone gettin cells now
OMG!!!! I have always thought that I was the only that had triflin roomates!!! Last year, I had one of my so-called best friends as a roomate. I didn't mind sharing with her because that's what best friends do, right?? But the isht started getting out of hand!!! This heffer is bigger than me...like reeeeaaaal bigger!!! Every once in a while, a few of my shirts in my drawer would stretched and folded back up all sloppy but I never thought anything of it. But then it started happening all the time.Then there were times that I would find my cell phone on her side the room with no battey life and I could tell that she had waited til I fell asleep to use it ALLLLL night long. Pads were in the restroom wrapped improperly. She wore clothes and put them back in the drawers.(Not my isht!!)Isht would be missing out of the fridge. Dirty clothes were everywhere. All she did was sleep and eat. I tried my best to keep my peace cause I had to stay with her the WHOLE year. I wouldn't even stay in the room half People she thought were her friend sould talk about her all the time. She is so spoiled, she would throw this little fit where she wouldn't say anything and ignore everybody. We got into a big disagreement one time and I told her everything that was on my mind that bothered me. Her feelings were hurt and ever since then, we were slightly distant. When we came home for the summer, we hung out for a minute and then she got a car. She started acting brand new and my dad got sick. I tried to go out and do things when I could but I was still trying to take care of pops so I wasn't as fortunate all the time. She started ignoring me, half-braiding my hair, and she didn't even ask or come and see about my dad. Alot of people started telling me that they weren't friends with her. So me being me, one day I got on my knees and asked the Lord to forgive me if I had done anything to her and give me the strength to put her in the past. We took a class together last semester and everybody was failing the class except me and a few others. She didn't understand the curriculum but her pride wouldn't even let her ask me for help. But I recall that the Lord says he will make your enemies your stepping stool. I am now in the next class and she is retaking the one from last semester!!!! I pray that the Lord has mercy on her soul!!!! But I am so suprised that so many females can be so unsanitary. that isht ain't cute!!!
trifflin roommates...i don't know about those but i do have a friend who got a roommate about 3 weeks ago from ghetto central
this girl got kicked out of one dorm because her and her friends wanted to fight every **** in it
so her and her friend moved to our dorm and her friends cousin stayed over there
last thursday night this girl got into wit some dude so she hit him, she didn't expect this **** to fight back, so her friend jumped in it...dude ran down stairs and her other friend was in her room and peeked her head out the door and people told her that her friends was fighten so she's goes after them
so then the three of them start to jump him again
dude runs away and then back to his room....mass **** are all gathered in this hall (the same hall that the hall coordinater stays in) and tries to break down his door with a fire extinquisher...so dude jumps bad and opens the door and his roommate pushes him out so all these **** and chicks start jumpen this dude (but dude was a soldier, he fought back hard and left marks)
after its over everyone clears out, my friend went to go watch but had nothing to do with it so the people knock on her door looking for her roommate but she wasn't there, they told her to come with them
so the girls come out another room and one runs down the steps and somebody told the other one that they were looking for them so she called her friend but her friend was already gone(i'm thinkin ya'll stupid...ya'll live here...they gone get cha'll eventually) so she goes to.
they come back up to get their stuff and the third girl said she wasn't going down there because she already had an assult case pending...so they got into and so the girl went down there....ole' girl is now facing 6 months to a year in jail...100,000 dollars bond...the other two were in there for 2500...and they all getten kicked out of school...
this was thursday...my friend gets a letter friday saying she has to leave campus immediately because they think she had something to do with it (she's from seattle and we're in ohio) i don't know where they expected her to go but she went to the r.a. who knows her and they got it straight but she still has to testify and is scared out her **** of what they gone do to her because she has to tell the truth because thats what she wrote on the police report....but the three of them have conjured up a lie...now i'd rather have a trifflin roommate over one who's gonna get me sent to jail for something i didn't do
I had this 1 triflin roommate who only took showers if there was some type of occassion (going 2 the BP 2 trick)....Oneday I left the room for a minute if that long and when I came back this gulla monster was using my deodorant (of course we started banging). Oneday I had just got back from a lonnngggg weekend and she had one of her friends laying in my bed like her **** was goldilocks or some shyt! But the worst part was when me & some friends were chillin' in the room playing PS2 and we kept smelling fish (me being ignorant thought maybe one of my friends needed 2 freshen up....so I just said dayum it smells like fish in here) then everybody was like hellllll yea, I just didn't wanna say anything (blah) so we lookin' around the room and sniffin' and I climbed up on her bunk and she had some bloody **** sheets, so by now i'm blanking and calling her all types of nasty mofoz...so 1 of my girls decided 2 flip the mattress and taaa-daaa there was mad used sanitary napkins under her bed like that was the trashcan...(ughhh, 2 think I had 2 sleep under her). And could u believe she was a big time h*o, I guess that goes 2 show some dudes will stick anything!
That is sooooo nasty!!! OMG>.....if she stank up my room like that....I'm sorry, I would have had to put my Holy Ghost on the shelf real quick and throw them hands with her....That's just....DIRTY!
Well let's just say that roommates are not for me......
1st floor roomate-My first roommate was a nasty broad-okay the 2nd week of school I was coming bck from class and I opened my room door and there was this awful stench, i didn't know what it was but i knew it wasn't me so I kept looking around and lo and behold I found where the stench was coming from; the dumb ***** had LEFT A DIRTY A$$ SANITARY NAPKIN ON MY DRESSER I approcahed her and she told me that she's not used to sharing a room and she tends to change her sanitary napkins in the room and she forgets to get rid of them. So a couple of days later I demanded a room change and moved to from the first floor to the second floor but that **** wasn't any better. And this girl did the same thing to another girl in my dorm.
2nd floor roomate-My second roommate and I started out as friends and ended up as enemies because she didn't respect my **** and when i finally confronted her she got an attitude and played stupid So i recieved another room change
3rd floor roomate-My third roommate is mad cool, even though I've only lived w/ her for two weeks she stays out of my way and I stay out of hers we are cordial and hopefully things will remain cool because there are only 3 floors in my dorm and if i don't get along with her where the hell am i gonna go on the damn roof???
