Poody wrote: KillaTraV wrote: good: you won a raffle
even better: you only bought one ticket
bad: you lost the ticket
worse: it was the lottery
even worse: a meteor is coming and its aimed straight for your house!
even more worse: superman died.
:lol: that's random like a mug.
Good: You just benched-500 lbs, squated-700 lbs', and deadlifted- 1000 lbs.
Bad: You gotta hernia
Worse: Alicia Keys wants to have yo first baby
Even worse: Serena Williams wants to have yo second baby
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your **** pills.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a ****.
Worse: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Much Worse: She makes more money than you do.
Good: You're wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Worse: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: You and your man just got finished burnin a hole in yalls floor
Bad: The Hot 97 interview comes on with Superhead
Worse: She announces she got a new man
even Worse: His name is Matt
and even more worse: Matt is your husband
PGPeripheryGirl wrote: Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your **** pills.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a ****.
Worse: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Much Worse: She makes more money than you do.
Good: You're wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Worse: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
LMAOOOOOOOOO THOSE WERE HILARIOUS!!!
Good: you just won 4 free passes to travel back in time with your family
Bad: you travel back to the Titanic
Worse: They're only boarding women and children
even worse: Your black
Poody
from Sandy Springs, GA
·
Jul 2005
The Fat Girl Sweet Lee wrote: Good: you just won 4 free passes to travel back in time with your family
Bad: you travel back to the Titanic
Worse: They're only boarding women and children
even worse: Your black
why would i wanna get on the titanic :???: isnt not getting on a good thing
