Okay.. here i was all nice calm and relax sitting here reading through some posts and drinking some sprite, and i come across this.... as soon as i read "white potion", i almost spit out all my sprite on my computer, from all my laughter. Because of this post, i almost put my poor computer in harms way :lol: This was so f*cking funny, liiitterally. HIL-FREAKIN-LARIOUS! Two thumbs up, Im saving this one to email to everyone.
^You must be trying to commit ****.
Sistas don't like you touching the hair, now you trying to skeet in it. You asking for it.
I dont see NOOO problem with it! Especially if the girl already has bald patches in her head! It might help!!!
Ha, yall trip me out. Since yall think **** is so lovely, the next time u nut, put it in a cup, rub it into ya elbows for the ash, and then be sure to smear a lil in the hair for a lil extra moisture :wink: :lol: . THEN...only then can u talk patna
Who knows... he might already use it for hand lotion... you know... that new stuff Jerkens
LOL sorry couldn't help it lol... :arrow:
^You must be trying to commit ****.
Sistas don't like you touching the hair, now you trying to skeet in it. You asking for it.
I dont see NOOO problem with it! Especially if the girl already has bald patches in her head! It might help!!!
Ha, yall trip me out. Since yall think **** is so lovely, the next time u nut, put it in a cup, rub it into ya elbows for the ash, and then be sure to smear a lil in the hair for a lil extra moisture :wink: :lol: . THEN...only then can u talk patna
Who knows... he might already use it for hand lotion... you know... that new stuff Jerkens
LOL sorry couldn't help it lol... :arrow:
5. CLOSING UP: If a man is willing to take the trouble to come on your face, don't close your eyes. He wants you to share this ecstatic moment of joyful union and love with him. **** is not likely to cause permanent blindness in most cases - but this is a risk you should be prepared to take for his happiness.
A bunch of bullshyt written by some chauvinistic rookies. :roll:
ooo okay i know who you are now....
i thought it was hilarious....
yall just mad cause yall made some of those mistakes...
how are you by the way.
I have a cold...but I'm not mad just disappointed that some folks actually thought those quotes were "enlightening"....2 of the statements were actual tips (stuff that most of us should know...but nonetheless helpful for those who don't know)...but the rest of that was an insult to females. Come on now...its our privilege to catch come in the eye.