You Know you got a black mother if . . .

You've ever been called from downstairs, upstairs, the back of the house, or from the front of the house to fix her a glass of ice water, get her the remote control, or change the channel!! ADD ONE U THINK OF AND I'LL KEEP ADDING WHEN I THINK OF MORE!!!!

if ya mamma would beat you ya friends and who ever else was with you when ya got in trouble. ever went to free lunch woke you up in the middle of the night to wash some damn dishes washed clothes with shampoo washed out ya **** in the sink and hung them up over the tub shared the same bath water with ya sibling