This is sorta like the "say somthing about the person above you" posts ; but different
^ = a fact about the person above you
< = a fact about yourself
v (the letter v) = a fact about the person who will post AFTER you (do this well)
Ill start
^ Not there
^ Why would I Google you, that would be way loser...It was too easy, C! < Just discovered Langston Hughes' Salvation...Oh, Langston, you rock the poetry of my world. V Thinks summer takes too long to get here.
^ darkening complection, no central a/c in school, summer conditioning practice and more job hours.... nah summer can take its time...
< Just bought a motorcycle...
V Couldnt differentiate between sugar, flour, and salt growing up... So they made strange kool-aid....
^^DAAAAAAHHHHHKNESS EVERYBODY!!!
<< Only strange Kool AId I've ever made has nothing to do with confusing sugar, and everything to do with Bacardi...
\/Wants some of my Kool Aid. \/
^ I do! I do! Wait, mean...No, I don't...
< Totally found the perfect costume for Halloween this year!(Yeah, I do that joint early.) I'm gonna be a kitty! Meow!
V Still sleeps with their teddy bear or teddy bears.
^ trick or treats at houses that dont have tha porch light on...
< Just told my girl... "oh my bad sweetheart, I thought you was my othhhaaaa woman..."
V got a donk... got a donk... got a donk...
^^Can't choose between birkenstocks and AF1s?! ^^
<< Is tired of dealing with people who think their "Assistant Program Directors" when in fact they're just an "Assistant to the Program Director"
\/Didn't know that some scientists believe some people are born with a genetic predisposition to b*tch dependency \/
^ Stop pickin' on me, SuperFly...keep it up and I'ma kick yo' countrified behind.
< Is hopped up on goofballs, no, I'm not on any ****...
V Eats chicken noodle soup...with a soda on the side...