RANDOM COMMENTS (Part 2)

I had this up at one point in time...but Have something to say that u fear will be free posted if u made a thread? Have something to say that doesn't apply to any other post? Say it here....

Ahhhh Tonight was a good night... Went out...actually went out instead of chillun @ everyones elses place 8) Saw some friends I have not seen in a while Saw some "old flames" :roll: :? ...i guess it was still worth it tho... now i better get my behind to bed so i can get up for church 2morrow Plus this damn side banner ad is pissing me off! :evil: :evil: :x

I NEVER KNEW...I COULD BE SO HAPPY...I NEVER KNEW...I'D BE SECURE.. BECAUSE OF YOUR LOVE...LIFE HAD BRAND NEW MEANING... ITS GONNA BE A BRIGHTER DAY...BRIGHTER DAY...

this little light of mine.... Im gonna let it shine! every where I go lord..... Im gonna let it shine! bringin the church to a post near you. one

its boring, i wanna go somewhere but no gas.

*lickin fingers* anyone want some ribs

Hey, this forum thing is A-OK....

Some thoughts to make you think..... Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Guns don`t **** people-husbands that get home early do. Why do we press harder on the remote control`s buttons when the batteries are ****? Do crematoriums give a discount for burn victims? Why do gas stations lock their restroom doors? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? (Actually they do! This is to make sure that you will die from the injection and not some pathogen that may have been on the needle) Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff why didn`t he just buy dinner? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on... Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Why do they call it an asteroid when it`s outside the hemisphere,but call it a hemorrhoid when it`s in your a$$? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog`s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?