Am I The Only One?

Well ya kno how u gotta pick out that fresh outfit for parties, clubs, homecoming, stepshows, so on and so forth. But am I the only one who pick out the draws to go wit the outfit? I mean Im a wild dude and I never know when I might drop my pants or some ****so I gotta have some wild draws on lol. I remember last gym jam i went to on campus I was walkin around wit my pants around my ankles lol