GOOD, BAD, WORSE

Good: You moved into a new safe neighborhood Bad: Houses start getting broken into Worse: it's the same nicca from the old hood

good: You have a new boyfriend bad: He invites his family over for dinner at your place worse: You have to cook and you make spagghetti even worse: His mother is allergic to tomatoes severly horribly worse: She dies even worse: he hates you worser: he kills you tragedy: You die and he gets outta jail time by pleaing temporary insanity good: you thought you were pregnant but your period came bad: you had on white pants that day worse: Your on stage about to perform at a talent show even worse: the whole audience sees it terribly worse: you are pregnant, it is a true fact that you can still get your period up to about the first 3 months even if your pregnant tragedy: you dont know who your baby daddy is worser:you'll have to go to the maury show even worser: all 7 of the possible baby daddy's look like the following: Craig mack, Jay-Z, Busta Rhymes, Lil Jon, Biggie Smalls, Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock Pure tragedy: Your baby looks like all seven of the guys. good: You can change anything you want about yourself now that u have money bad: You change your nose, chin,cheeks, ****, body, hair, eye color worse: you look like michael jackson even worse: Your going to jail worser: Your Lil Kim tragedy: looking in the mirror