i saw this on a site i was reading...so i made up my own
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your man
Worse: You're with his brother.
can yall think of any others?
Good: you just won 4 free passes to travel back in time with your family
Bad: you travel back to the Titanic
Worse: They're only boarding women and children
even worse: Your black
Good: Your best friend is an extra in a movie.
Bad: She wants you to go see, and it's four hours long.
Worse: It's starring Justin Guarini from American Idol, and Ja Rule.
Even Worse: It's a musical.
Good: You have a threesome with two white chicks.
Bad: Two weeks later one calls you.
Worse: She says she and her bestfriend are both pregnant.
Even Worse: Her best friend was the other white chick involved in the threesome.
Tragically worse: They're ****.
Good - You're gonna be on TV...
Bad - ...because you and your girlfriend are guests on Maury.
Worse - You're probably not the father of her baby.
Even worse - Your best friend could be the father...
Even worser - ...so could your brother...
Even worser than that - ...and your dad.
And to make things even more phucked up - NAN ONE OF Y'ALL ****'S IS THE DAMN DADDY!!!
Good- You got the entire day to chill and watch tv
Bad- You broke your leg so you can't move much
Worst- You lost the remote
Even Worst- It's stuck on a president bush speech
Worster than worst- Your allgergic to B.S. and you'll die if you take in too much of it.
Good - You're gonna be on TV...
Bad - ...because you and your girlfriend are guests on Maury.
Worse - You're probably not the father of her baby.
Even worse - Your best friend could be the father...
Even worser - ...so could your brother...
Even worser than that - ...and your dad.
And to make things even more phucked up - NAN ONE OF Y'ALL ****'S IS THE DAMN DADDY!!!
good: You have a new boyfriend
bad: He invites his family over for dinner at your place
worse: You have to cook and you make spagghetti
even worse: His mother is allergic to tomatoes severly
horribly worse: She dies
even worse: he hates you
worser: he kills you
tragedy: You die and he gets outta jail time by pleaing temporary insanity
good: you thought you were pregnant but your period came
bad: you had on white pants that day
worse: Your on stage about to perform at a talent show
even worse: the whole audience sees it
terribly worse: you are pregnant, it is a true fact that you can still get your period up to about the first 3 months even if your pregnant
tragedy: you dont know who your baby daddy is
worser:you'll have to go to the maury show
even worser: all 7 of the possible baby daddy's look like the following: Craig mack, Jay-Z, Busta Rhymes, Lil Jon, Biggie Smalls, Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock
Pure tragedy: Your baby looks like all seven of the guys.
good: You can change anything you want about yourself now that u have money
bad: You change your nose, chin,cheeks, ****, body, hair, eye color
worse: you look like michael jackson
even worse: Your going to jail
worser: Your Lil Kim
tragedy: looking in the mirror
Good- You got the entire day to chill and watch tv
Bad- You broke your leg so you can't move much
Worst- You lost the remote
Even Worst- It's stuck on a president bush speech
Worster than worst- Your allgergic to B.S. and you'll die if you take in too much of it.
i was going to write something like this instead i was gonna say.....
good: you got the entire day to chill and watch tv
bad: you broke ya leg so u can't move out da bed
worse: ya lil brother came in ya room and took your remote
even worse: you were watching ****
even worse than that: ya grandma is on her way to ya room to check up on her lil muffincake
