ok this was a funny book back in the day (do yall remeber?). anyway i wanted start the You Know You Ghetto When... thread. just put some ghetto **** stuff down here. oh, and for the record, it's all in fun and games, please dont anyone get offended. ok i'll start it off...
you know you ghetto when you use soap, bakingsoda, salt, or anything else other than toothpaste to brush your teeth....
carry on....
Sheff I see you feelin' that Ohio Players album cover...they aint ready lol:grin:
What ya'll boys know bout them Ohio Players???! :-k
Anyway....here's more.
>Get up early in the morning, and start drinking beer for breakfast on the weekends
>>Big Mama's preserves on that shelf in the kitchen...
>>That one closet over Big Mama's house with all them old **** coats, photo albums, and ya Uncle's secret "stash" of weed.....
>>Kids can't go in the living room
>>Old cars in the yard...that aint been moved since 1994.
The "den" consists of....
1. OLD big broken TV, with small working TV sitting on top...with a old broke VCR from 1988 (with a 2 Live Crew sticker on top of it...what ya'll know bout THAT?!)
2. Rubber bands laying in between the couch cushions
3. Big LONG brown couch that's been in the family since your crazy uncle left Vietnam....this couch may/may not have a bed sheet over it.
4. Sheets over the window instead of blinds....
5. Lil kids toys laying ALL OVER THE DAMN FLOOR.
Living Room consists of...
1. Nice furniture with plastic stuck all over it
2. pictures of relatives (military relative, scholastic relative, relative that "can't be with us today," the athletic relative who's probably the same relative thats locked up...).
3. "Bless This House" framed picture above the "love seat"
4. "Footprints in the Sand" framed picture above the couch
5. "The Lords Prayer" framed picture above the recliner
Kitchen consists of....
1. "Bless this Mess" thang over the stove
2. dirty dishes (my auntie dont NEVER wash dishes)
3. broken dishwasher
4. kool-aid stained mat on the floor in front of the sink
5. Grandmama's preserves on this high **** shelf, close to the ceiling.
6. Aunt Niecie's curling irons, rubber bands, and "Blue Magic" hair grease.
7. Scents of Neckbones, fried chicken, barbequed chicken, beer, cold dranks (soda, pops, whatever ya'll northerners call em), collards and turnip greens....and if that back door is open, it'll prolly smell Uncle Ray's Oldsmobile Cutlass exaust....which will send Grandmama in a RAGE...."Tell yo gotdamn uncle to cut THAT LOUD **** CAR OFF. I'M TRYIN TO COOK"
no what's REALLY ghetto....I went in the gas station and this N*gga walked in there with a HANDFUL of CHANGE and said , "Lemme git this on pump 2"
I was like :o :-D :lol: .......how you gon roll up in there with a handful of change and not even know how much it is....negroes these days is wild...
Remembers when I was 10 and momma drove to the Texaco on the corner of Glenwood & Austin and told me to count the change in the ash tray so she could put gas in her brand new Camry (which was later stolen & stripped).
ok i'll start it off...
you know you ghetto when you use soap, bakingsoda, salt, or anything else other than toothpaste to brush your teeth....
carry on....
:o :-D :lol: .......how you gon roll up in there with a handful of change and not even know how much it is....negroes these days is wild...
