dawood2redstick wrote:

A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on a plane when the stranger turned to Little Tommy and said, “Let’s talk. I heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.” Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said, “What would you like to discuss?” “Oh I don’t know,” said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?” “Ok,” said Little Tommy. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer, all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes pellets, a cow excretes flat patties, and a horse excretes dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?” “I have no idea,” said the stranger. “Well then,” said Little Tommy, “How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know Sh*t?”