*wakes up...head is pounding...mouth dry...can hardly speak....tries to get the bartendars attention*
*whispering* coffee....please....
o_O either you just gave head to a cactus or youve had a tough day/night. *Slides you a coffee and water*
*laughs and takes sip of water*....mmmm....*sighs*...well i dont know any female that would give head to a cactus...or would want to...but no..yet another bad day...but...hey...i'll get over it...
thanks :wink:
*wakes up...head is pounding...mouth dry...can hardly speak....tries to get the bartendars attention*
*whispering* coffee....please....
o_O either you just gave head to a cactus or youve had a tough day/night. *Slides you a coffee and water*
*laughs and takes sip of water*....mmmm....*sighs*...well i dont know any female that would give head to a cactus...or would want to...but no..yet another bad day...but...hey...i'll get over it...
thanks :wink:
Bartender, I just got back from a hard a$$ track practice :!: I need somethin to get my mind off that and put me on my spaceship.
*gives you the keys to the shuttle outside* yo, the alien came in ****...hes walkin home. just uh...have it back by tomorrow...
OH, A DRINK! *gives you a fifth of Remy*
Damn u gave him a whole fifth......
Tres hook me up with the Bar rag special (Ya kno when bar tenders ring out the rag they wiped up all the liquor the spilled into a glass. So its a mix of anything and everything)
Damn u gave him a whole fifth......
Tres hook me up with the Bar rag special (Ya kno when bar tenders ring out the rag they wiped up all the liquor the spilled into a glass. So its a mix of anything and everything)
I have a good idea of that, though its called "The White Rag Special" whurr Im from.
*gets the ends of some drinks and mixes them all together, watching it bubble over like a bad chem experiment* Here...*gives you the disclaimer saying her isnt liable*
Tres, don't make my bar lose its liqour liscense....
I need to talk to you.
I was gonna come over there.
And then Tya called me and I was just confused.
So we need to talk.
Cause my girl and I are bored.
And we tryna get into somethin tonight....
*Imagines ripping wife **** off Tres' chest and licking his abs.....*
