I can do this all night
Yo mama breath stank so bad when she exhales her teeth have to duck
Yo mama so poor she only got 2 TV channels, On & Off
Yo mama so black when the police shot at her the bullets came back for a
flashlight
Yo mama got more weave than a dog in traffic.
okay I got anotha one
Yo mama ain't got no fingerz talkin bout she pressing charges
One mo'
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.