i hate when I be tryin to talk or tell a story and the person I'm tellin be tryin to guess what I'mma say.
ex:
Me: So then he pulled out da gun right.....
Them: and he shot yall
Me: Nah when he pulled it out.....
Them: Yall ran
Me: Nah we had....
Them: Yall fought him
Me: B!tch listen!!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^ Yeah that sh*t is annoying...
I also hate when you are watching a movie and someone tells the movie, or everytime a good scene comes up they be like ....
Me: * watches movie *
Them: ooh this a good part, watch this
Me: why u tellin the movie???
Them: I aint tellin u the movie i just said watch this part
Me: but no u ruined the surprise cause now I know sumthing big is gonna happen...
I cant stand that sh*t.... :x
^^^ ooooooh you just made me remember
I was watchin Madea, Diary of a Mad Black Woman for the first time and this boy got mad cuz he was tired of watchin it. Well my friend was like shut up it's almost over anyway and Carrie and seen it yet.
Him: Carrie you ain't seen this yet
Me: *trying to watch movie* Nah
Him: Man yes you have you told me
Me: N!gga no I haven't shut up
Him: Yes you have, remember dat man gon' get out da wheelchair
Me: Oh you fukkin asshole!!!!! You suck **** everyday of the week!!!!
Him: Oh I thought you seen it.
I hate when a chick see me in the mall holdin my man hand an STILL be all in his grill CHEESIN like im not e'm there....BYTCH mus not kno im AKAYE FORTY SE'UM...ILL SHOO'CHA IN YA CHEST ILL WET'CHA!
I hate when I pick up someone in my car, and they ask me to make a hundred stops that are out the destination we was going. I am like dayum, u going to give me gas for all this...
That gets a big-**** cosign. I tell whoever that rides with me that they are on my time and my tank. Don't even think about telling me 'let's just go somewhere' and aimlessly wasting gas; otherwise, you'll get hustled $10 for gas by me.
CO MUTHA FUKKIN SIGNS...Not only did I go out my way to go all the way across town to do HIM A FAVOR regarding his financial aid for school, when I finally went to his houseI remember I went to his house, my homeboy, and his son and his baby mother were over there...and he wanted to give them both a ride home...I dont know this girl, mnaybe if I knew her I might have, but hell nah. And I know he wasnt gonna couph up any gas money and neither was she...
Naw I hate when I pick someone up, and they be like lets go somewhere, so I be like cool. I be like where to, they be like I don't know, and I don't know either. So they be like lets ride around...I be like dayum...u waisting my gas talking bout ride around
^^^^ Yeah that sh*t is annoying...
I also hate when you are watching a movie and someone tells the movie, or everytime a good scene comes up they be like ....
Me: * watches movie *
Them: ooh this a good part, watch this
Me: why u tellin the movie???
Them: I aint tellin u the movie i just said watch this part
Me: but no u ruined the surprise cause now I know sumthing big is gonna happen...
I cant stand that sh*t.... :x
I hate when I pick up someone in my car, and they ask me to make a hundred stops that are out the destination we was going. I am like dayum, u going to give me gas for all this...
That gets a big-**** cosign. I tell whoever that rides with me that they are on my time and my tank. Don't even think about telling me 'let's just go somewhere' and aimlessly wasting gas; otherwise, you'll get hustled $10 for gas by me.
CO MUTHA FUKKIN SIGNS...Not only did I go out my way to go all the way across town to do HIM A FAVOR regarding his financial aid for school, when I finally went to his houseI remember I went to his house, my homeboy, and his son and his baby mother were over there...and he wanted to give them both a ride home...I dont know this girl, mnaybe if I knew her I might have, but hell nah. And I know he wasnt gonna couph up any gas money and neither was she...
Naw I hate when I pick someone up, and they be like lets go somewhere, so I be like cool. I be like where to, they be like I don't know, and I don't know either. So they be like lets ride around...I be like dayum...u waisting my gas talking bout ride around
Right. It ain't my fault that you been sheltered most of your life without a license, and you think everyone with a car always have somewhere to go or something to do (can't stand people like that). If I don't have any direction of where I'm going, then I'm at home waiting for something to come up. Fortunately for me, I'm around people who give me gas money just outta respect
i hate when I be tryin to talk or tell a story and the person I'm tellin be tryin to guess what I'mma say.
ex:
Me: So then he pulled out da gun right.....
Them: and he shot yall
Me: Nah when he pulled it out.....
Them: Yall ran
Me: Nah we had....
Them: Yall fought him
Me: B!tch listen!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: Naw I HATE when I tell a muh fukka summin....an be like DONT TELL NOBODY!!! and THIS happens...
Me: Yo Pookie GUESS what???
Pookie: WHAT **** WHAT?!?!?!?
Me: Meesha an Ronnie SMASHED son!
Pookie: *GASSSSP* You LYINNNNNNN??!?!?!? U mean Tre-Tre Meesha?
Me: YAAAAAAAP! Yo TRUE STORY!! But dont say nuffin AIIGHT?? Meesh told me to keep it low!
Pookie: AIIGHT yo....thas CRAZY!
**Not even the NEXT DAMN day**
Me: Yooooo Dae-Dae GUESS what?!?!?
Dae-Dae: What?? Meesha an Ronnie smashed???
Me:... :? , How the....... :evil: POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE IT WHEN U LET SOMEBODY BORROW UR Sh*t AND THEY KEEP IT SO LONG U GOTTA BORROW IT BACK :evil:
Or they borrow it so long you forget they even GOT it until u see them wearin it!...be like....DAMN! Thas my shirt?
ORRRR when you gotta go ova they house an STEAL the ****back!
