IN GENERAL.....What are some things that men and women, particularly black men and women, will probably never understand about each other, or never agree with each other about?
Just a few:
Women about men:
-The double standard (men doin a lotta girls is a ****, girl doin a lotta guys is a hoe)
-Why we enjoy video games
-Our fascination with car stereo systems
Men about women:
-The white shoes after Labor Day
-Why y'all just don't get along and always talk negative about each other
-Why the hell y'all have so many shoes, even though dudes barely pay attention to them like that
Yeah why is it that women lose their ever lovin' minds wheen they encounter someone famous?
I mean I meet and am around famous people alot, and it's no big deal... they are PEOPLE ... they just got a bit more money and are on TV... Whoooo Hoooo! It's not that serious.
Thats wassup! The Celebs will love and respect you more for just being cool, You walK up to them and be liKe... "Hey Wassup, I love what you do, can I get a hug" or whatever and they can respect that. BUT when you RUN and jump obsticles just to get close to them... Yo that is when you will meet 'BRUNO' the 2 ton body guard. Girls don't seem to understand, it is not that dayum serious. And them body guards get paid to Guard dem bodies, so they will KnocK yo **** out... :lol:
Thats wassup! The Celebs will love and respect you more for just being cool, You walK up to them and be liKe... "Hey Wassup, I love what you do, can I get a hug" or whatever and they can respect that. BUT when you RUN and jump obsticles just to get close to them... Yo that is when you will meet 'BRUNO' the 2 ton body guard. Girls don't seem to understand, it is not that dayum serious. And them body guards get paid to Guard dem bodies, so they will KnocK yo **** out... :lol:
That she-it is so true about the bodygruards....but they be trippin even when you on some chill stuff...perfect example....two weekends ago me and my girls were at "THE DREAMS" (as the DC folk say it...clearly it just DREAM, but that anotha all in itself)...anyhoo...It was the black caucus weekend and they were having an after party . We chillin and drankin , and next thing ya know, Russell Simmons is literally standing behind me, and I only notice this becuse his 300 lb 6 foot 4 bodyguard was trying to push me aside without saying excuse me. Instead of moving, I turned around and basically did the "i love your work speech" and asked for a hug. And I got my hug, but the fucced up part was that as soon as I hugged the man security pushed my little 5"1 125 pound **** to the side....she-it I almost lost my arm fuccin wit russell ............
I admit, when I first saw ludacris i lost my ever-lasting mind :lol: ...right before whats your fantasy video came out, but he wasnt really famous then but the song was everywhere in Georgia...lawd that man was too fine...sorry ..i got a hug though
Russell is somewhat my fam (long story don't worry about it), but if you thinK his body guards are somethin' Li'l Kim got this dude... we call him "MagiLLa" YOOOO, His arms are about the size of Kim herself... This n!gga tooK ONE ARM and swiped away about 10 people off the limo
THINGS BRAN WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT MEN
why a good woman makes them nervous
why a good man is made, not born
the male obsession with ****<>
TO BE CONTINUED *havin a brain *****
..i got a hug though
YOOOO, His arms are about the size of Kim herself... This n!gga tooK ONE ARM and swiped away about 10 people off the limo 
