this was done a while back....but,
dont wanna look stupid asking a person these questions?
ask them here
and answer the question before you and ask another one....
i.e.
Q.why is the sky blue?
A.cause if it was yellow, you couldnt see the sun.
ok my question.
if there is a rhetorical question, are there rhetorical answers?
i found these a a website w/ a whole bunch of stupid questions...
1. When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
2. Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
3. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its ****"?
4. Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
5. How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
6. Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
maybe i took it a lil overboard :?
i found these a a website w/ a whole bunch of stupid questions...
1. When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
2. Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
3. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its ****"?
4. Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
5. How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
6. Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
maybe i took it a lil overboard :?
the stupid answers.
1. yes, because if they tell a whole lie and nothing but a lie then they wouldnt really be lying.
2. because we really wanna see somebody get hurt.
3.the same person who was suckin on a cows ****
4. see number 2.
5. because they are secretly saving the food you take off and putting it in a take-home bag to eat for breakfast the next day.
6. because cake was originally designed as a art peice, not a food.
i found these a a website w/ a whole bunch of stupid questions...
1. When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
2. Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
3. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its ****"?
4. Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
5. How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
6. Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
maybe i took it a lil overboard :?
the stupid answers.
1. yes, because if they tell a whole lie and nothing but a lie then they wouldnt really be lying.
2. because we really wanna see somebody get hurt.
3.the same person who was suckin on a cows ****
4. see number 2.
5. because they are secretly saving the food you take off and putting it in a take-home bag to eat for breakfast the next day.
6. because cake was originally designed as a art peice, not a food.
