Yo momma so **** sher went in a haunted house and came out wit a job application
Yo momma so dumb she got locked in the bathroom and **** on herself
Yo momma so dumb she got locked in Foot Lion n starved to death
Yo momma so short she bungee jumped off the curb
Yo momma so short i spit on ya porch and she said "Boy u kno I cant swim"
Yo momma got 3 ****. One for milk one for water and the other out of order