Now in my 3 years at Howard, I've had some trifflin and crazy @$$ roommates.... Like the one that used my cooking pot to make alcoholic drinks.....or the one who left beans on the stove while i was out of town and they were still there when i got back (5 days later).
Post any crazy roommate stories that you may have.
I had this 1 triflin roommate who only took showers if there was some type of occassion (going 2 the BP 2 trick)....Oneday I left the room for a minute if that long and when I came back this gulla monster was using my deodorant (of course we started banging). Oneday I had just got back from a lonnngggg weekend and she had one of her friends laying in my bed like her **** was goldilocks or some shyt! But the worst part was when me & some friends were chillin' in the room playing PS2 and we kept smelling fish (me being ignorant thought maybe one of my friends needed 2 freshen up....so I just said dayum it smells like fish in here) then everybody was like hellllll yea, I just didn't wanna say anything (blah) so we lookin' around the room and sniffin' and I climbed up on her bunk and she had some bloody **** sheets, so by now i'm blanking and calling her all types of nasty mofoz...so 1 of my girls decided 2 flip the mattress and taaa-daaa there was mad used sanitary napkins under her bed like that was the trashcan...(ughhh, 2 think I had 2 sleep under her). And could u believe she was a big time h*o, I guess that goes 2 show some dudes will stick anything!
Oh, c'mon...are you serious?!!!!!!!1 Your roommate wsa like that..oh sista I feel sorry for you went through that. Ok, some guys are quick to sleep with woman, but everyone hides their skeletons or dirty little habits. So, we guys a lot times don't about the dirty little habits until we marry ya'll or dating ya'll for a while.
I pray that I don'tj get anybody like that because we'll be fighting and Ill just have to deal with those consequences...Im going to Southern University in Baton Rouge!!
Got Dayum...I'm sitting here just laughing at what y'all are talking about not knowing I'd have a story of my own to tell. My roommate stopped taking showers a month ago i guess, the thinkg is that he is a big big big person. So I brought 2 adjustable airfreshners and I open the window to let the STRONG STINCH OF FUNK out of the room. I mean it smells like PURE **** AND MUST AND FUNK. BUT my side is smells like mandarine and green tea thanks to my two airfreshners. I mean any time the window is open when it is 30 degrees out side should be a sign to tell him to wash his a** man!!! I wanna say something but i divided the room up and the stinch is just on his side. ha ha ha. Stinky ****. I feel that I shouldn't have to tell a grown man to take a shower, ya stinky ****
I got less than a week left.
Stinky ****
Got Dayum...I'm sitting here just laughing at what y'all are talking about not knowing I'd have a story of my own to tell. My roommate stopped taking showers a month ago i guess, the thinkg is that he is a big big big person. So I brought 2 adjustable airfreshners and I open the window to let the STRONG STINCH OF FUNK out of the room. I mean it smells like PURE **** AND MUST AND FUNK. BUT my side is smells like mandarine and green tea thanks to my two airfreshners. I mean any time the window is open when it is 30 degrees out side should be a sign to tell him to wash his a** man!!! I wanna say something but i divided the room up and the stinch is just on his side. ha ha ha. Stinky ****. I feel that I shouldn't have to tell a grown man to take a shower, ya stinky ****
I got less than a week left.
Stinky ****
Fukk that I would have still told his to take a bath if that was me....
well me and my roommate are like brothers who dont really talk, but we talk. we made a mutual agreement when we met. if he want something ask and vice versa and we been cool ever since. but i have seen some of my dorm buddies go through some serious sh!t.
Got Dayum...I'm sitting here just laughing at what y'all are talking about not knowing I'd have a story of my own to tell. My roommate stopped taking showers a month ago i guess, the thinkg is that he is a big big big person. So I brought 2 adjustable airfreshners and I open the window to let the STRONG STINCH OF FUNK out of the room. I mean it smells like PURE **** AND MUST AND FUNK. BUT my side is smells like mandarine and green tea thanks to my two airfreshners. I mean any time the window is open when it is 30 degrees out side should be a sign to tell him to wash his a** man!!! I wanna say something but i divided the room up and the stinch is just on his side. ha ha ha. Stinky ****. I feel that I shouldn't have to tell a grown man to take a shower, ya stinky ****
I got less than a week left.
Stinky ****
Fukk that I would have still told his to take a bath if that was me....
I thought about doing that but now that I'm hardly at the dorm, Dr Funkinstien can have the whole room. I'm moving in wit fam cauze I can get bout 3g's back per semester if I go off campus. I had to reload on air freshers though...the funny thing is that I can smell the air freshners soon as I get to the door, so I know that it is working. I had this girl to come in my dorm and she was like WTF? my side was all clean and sparkling and his was like funk and ****. So I'm fine wit it now...just take ol'girl to a hotel for total and complete privacy!
Your roommate wsa like that..oh sista I feel sorry for you went through that. Ok, some guys are quick to sleep with woman, but everyone hides their skeletons or dirty little habits. So, we guys a lot times don't about the dirty little habits until we marry ya'll or dating ya'll for a while.
