i saw this on a site i was reading...so i made up my own
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your man
Worse: You're with his brother.
can yall think of any others?
Good: You get married to a female who has a rich family.
Bad: Her parents are splitting up the millions between their two sons and one daughter.
Worst: Her mother gave birth to three boys.