The stupidest question(s).
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Started by i*heart*pie
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Feb 2008
My math teacher once told us that the stupidest question was the one that was never asked. I think he regretted that when people started asking some off-the-wall, non-math related queries.
What's the stupidest question you've ever seen or heard? Don't hold back now!
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? I saw this gem on a joke site last week...but if anyone is wondering, yeah, we do.
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If a 24hour store is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 
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*While wearing a shirt or hoodie with college name on it*
"You went to (insert college name here)?"
So my 89 year old grandmother just passed a couple weeks ago now (the reason I've been kinda ghost as of late). I got in the habit of saying her age, because I thought that it might help answer a few questions that continued to pop up. People kept asking me "How did she die?" I'm like "wtf?"
Her safety chute didn't open while she was skydiving...
Her rope broke while she was rock climbing...
She wrecked her 'Busa on I-95...
She was 89 years old! How do you think she damn died!
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What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
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SuperFly wrote:So my 89 year old grandmother just passed a couple weeks ago now (the reason I've been kinda ghost as of late). I got in the habit of saying her age, because I thought that it might help answer a few questions that continued to pop up. People kept asking me "How did she die?" I'm like "wtf?" Her safety chute didn't open while she was skydiving... Her rope broke while she was rock climbing... She wrecked her 'Busa on I-95... She was 89 years old! How do you think she damn died!
Here's a question for you all:
What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with NyQuil? 
