thanks Kay, i got another one...
girl: hey cutie, are u from Mars?
boy: :???: No, why?
girl: Becuz your body is out of this world!
Don't try to jack em folks. My lines are copy written.
Sed_Ated wrote:
where's my halo? wrote:
jadekiss wrote:
Da_Rodfather wrote:
Since Ashleys back she gettin my vote
Yes! Back like fried turkey wings! 8-)
awww...i member Jade :grin: . Funny as hell. Well...actually, Hell isn't funny :???: . But yeah, u get the point
oh, and i got some pick up lines too :grin: ...
girl: mmm...hey cutie, do u have a library card?
boy: why?
girl: ...becuz i'm checkin u out! *wink*
that's for all the cuties in this thread...well, not the girls. But i guess if ya'll wanna feel special ya'll can apply it to yourself. (no ****) < :???:
**** yeah you did kenya
thas wassup
Aite I got one:
man: "Damn girl! You look so good you gotta write your name in fine print don't you"
girl: "*giggle* 423-5983. 7:30. Tonite. BE THERE."
Haaaa! Kenya on point wit those, here go another one
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Heeeeeeyyyy...i already used that one for Jarell in the "what if there were no black men/ women" thread. :x
dang, i need to add some more to my list. Back to the drawing board
Kay, i have some more :grin:
Girl: Boy, u must be a parking ticket
boy: Why?
girl: becuz u got "fine" written all over u
boy: well dang, since u put it that way...will u have my babies?
oh, and ...
girl: hey cutie, u must be from Tenessee
boy: huh? why?
girl: Becuz u are the only ten that i see
boy: damn girl, u are the bizniz...will u marry me?
girl: Naw homie, take a number