DID YALL KNOW...

-A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death. -About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year. -On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs. -"101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie. -23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. -85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

For the male smokers: Smoking cigs. and weed lowers your testeserone, so if you ever notice that you have an **** faster than usual, or can't keep an **** for as long well then you can thank your smoking habits for that!