it was a lot funnier inside my head, i guess i should have kept it there
^^That's a Thought :evil:
good job, do you want a cookie? do we need an explanation of everything that happens? let's try it out! This is a post. I am writing it. I am clicking the submit button :roll: when someone admits to a fault, that's the end. <- yep that's a period :arrow:
when y'all say sit, do you actually mean sit, like a n*ggas face is a chair??? like pressure, like really sitting on a face??? like actually ON THE DUDES FACE??? like you mean when you put something on a table and there is no space between the object and the table??? like when you are in a car and you are driving? like when you come home from a hard days work and you plump yo **** down on a FACE instead of a CHAIR??? LIKE WHEN ITS FRIDAY NIGHT AND YOU AT THE CLUB IN YOUR BRAND NEW OUTFIT THAT YOU JUST BOUGHT THE DAY BEFORE AND YOU CHILLIN WIT YO GIRLS AND SOME DUDE COMES UP TO YOU AND ASKS YOU IF YOU THIRSTY AND THEN HE OFFERS TO BUY YOU A DRINK AND YOU SAY OKAY SO YOU GO OVER TO THE COUNTER AND ASK FOR A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA AND ITS DOLLAR DRINK NIGHT SO HE BUYS YOU TWO AND THEN YOU WAIT AND THEN THE BARTENDER GIVES YOU YOUR DRINK, AND GIVES HIM HIS HENNESSEY AND THEN HE SITS ON A STOOL NEXT TO YOU AND THEN YOU SIT DOWN ON THE STOOL LIKE THAT??? IS THAT HOW YOU BE SITTING ON A FACE?!?!?!?I MEAN YOUR FEET NOT ON THE PEGS OF THE STOOL , BUT REALLY SITTING DOWN, IS THAT WHAT YOU DO ON A FACE??? (YO COUCH N*GGA, YO COUCH I GOT MY FEET ON YO COUCH N*GGA, BUT INSTEAD OF A COUCH AND FEET IT IS A FACE AND YOU?!??! YO FACE N*GGA YO FACE, I GOT MY ***** ON YO FACE N**GA) or do you mean squatted over brushing lightly against the face
i guess you dont need that many examples of what sitting is, but damn like sitting on an airplane in a chair?!?! or an elevator... with a chair in it? damn i read this and im like at first i was like and then you said SIT LIKE A CHAIR and i said but now that i think about it i'm like :twisted: but if i drownded or suffocated i would be like :x but i dont think that would happen cuz i would be like 8) cuz im too cool so that wouldnt happen which makes me like that i made this long @$$ post and now either you're like :lol: or like :evil: or you could even be like :arrow:
Are you serious???? :?
:evil: There are waaaaaay too many youngins on here! :x :arrow:
naaah, just too many people who think they're too grown
when y'all say sit, do you actually mean sit, like a n*ggas face is a chair??? like pressure, like really sitting on a face??? like actually ON THE DUDES FACE??? like you mean when you put something on a table and there is no space between the object and the table??? like when you are in a car and you are driving? like when you come home from a hard days work and you plump yo **** down on a FACE instead of a CHAIR??? LIKE WHEN ITS FRIDAY NIGHT AND YOU AT THE CLUB IN YOUR BRAND NEW OUTFIT THAT YOU JUST BOUGHT THE DAY BEFORE AND YOU CHILLIN WIT YO GIRLS AND SOME DUDE COMES UP TO YOU AND ASKS YOU IF YOU THIRSTY AND THEN HE OFFERS TO BUY YOU A DRINK AND YOU SAY OKAY SO YOU GO OVER TO THE COUNTER AND ASK FOR A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA AND ITS DOLLAR DRINK NIGHT SO HE BUYS YOU TWO AND THEN YOU WAIT AND THEN THE BARTENDER GIVES YOU YOUR DRINK, AND GIVES HIM HIS HENNESSEY AND THEN HE SITS ON A STOOL NEXT TO YOU AND THEN YOU SIT DOWN ON THE STOOL LIKE THAT??? IS THAT HOW YOU BE SITTING ON A FACE?!?!?!?I MEAN YOUR FEET NOT ON THE PEGS OF THE STOOL , BUT REALLY SITTING DOWN, IS THAT WHAT YOU DO ON A FACE??? (YO COUCH N*GGA, YO COUCH I GOT MY FEET ON YO COUCH N*GGA, BUT INSTEAD OF A COUCH AND FEET IT IS A FACE AND YOU?!??! YO FACE N*GGA YO FACE, I GOT MY ***** ON YO FACE N**GA) or do you mean squatted over brushing lightly against the face
i guess you dont need that many examples of what sitting is, but damn like sitting on an airplane in a chair?!?! or an elevator... with a chair in it? damn i read this and im like at first i was like and then you said SIT LIKE A CHAIR and i said but now that i think about it i'm like :twisted: but if i drownded or suffocated i would be like :x but i dont think that would happen cuz i would be like 8) cuz im too cool so that wouldnt happen which makes me like that i made this long @$$ post and now either you're like :lol: or like :evil: or you could even be like :arrow:
Are you serious???? :?
:evil: There are waaaaaay too many youngins on here! :x :arrow:
naaah, just too many people who think they're too grown
Aint nobody trying to be GROWNDOGGYRelax your mind and let your conscience be free... All i said was that's a thought we don't need your explanations for faults...
A subject I like to discuss :wink:
Ok. I'm the type that will either just put my girl there (on my face) or ask her to get on top. She doesn't need to ask or imply that she wants me to taste her. Sit on my face, her laying on her back, or her standing up with one (or both) legs on my shoulder(s)...doesn't matter. In the end, she still got ate out and I tasted her candy. I like doing it personally. There have been times where that's all I want to do (eat my lady out). Some say it's nasty, I say it's me pleasuring my baby girl...fine by me.
HOWEVER, I HAVE A PROBLEM. When you eat a girl out, you can basically say that you are swallowing (if and only if you do more than lick---YES--there's more to it than licking :idea: ). So, why is it so hard for a female to swallow a male cumm :?: In a relationship the female should be willing to do what the males do...you all are always talking about 50/50. So what's the deal. Hell some female have a problem about going down an a man period :!:
I have a whole bunch more to say about Tasting a female...It's a skill...everyone just can't jump down there and start doing there thing.
THAT WORKS BOTH WAYS...ladies...please don't take it personal if a male tells you to do it another way, he's just trying to make it good for him just as you would.
i read this and im like 
and then you said SIT LIKE A CHAIR and i said 
that i made this long @$$ post and now either you're like :lol: or like :evil: or you could even be like :arrow:
