i saw this on a site i was reading...so i made up my own
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your man
Worse: You're with his brother.
can yall think of any others?
Good: You were a virgin and you got some...
Bad: It wasn't that great and you didn't bust a nut...
Worse: You got a STD...
Even worse: It was ****...
Sad: The girl of your dreams wanted to marry you...
Good. You are given the opportunity to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl.
Bad. Its the same day as your mid term exam.
Worse. Your Microphone stops working when you start singing.
Good: a girl gets pregnant by the man of her dreams
Bad: He is starting to deny it
Worse: You go on the Maury Show and hear the words: "You are not the father."
Good: You find the man of your dreams...
Bad:...online.
Worse: He's a inactive member of the ****.
Downright ****: He wants to marry you on the Jerry Springer show...
Good: You won the auction on ebay for Baldwin Hills Uncut on DVD!
Bad: All you got was a DVD with the words "Baldwin Hills Uncut" written on it!
Worse: You paid for insurance and S&H!
Even Worser: It contained a virus that wiped out your hard drive.
Bad: You never paid taxes before! 
Worse: IRS takes your money and send you to jail! 
Bad: She has spinach on her teeth :o
Worse: Her teeth are still in the glass, soaking. 
Bad: Someone steps on em on the first day of school. 
Worse: They had 
on the bottom of their shoe! 
Bad: All you got was a DVD with the words "Baldwin Hills Uncut" written on it! 
