GOOD, BAD, WORSE

Good: You were a virgin and you got some... Bad: It wasn't that great and you didn't bust a nut... Worse: You got a STD... Even worse: It was ****... Sad: The girl of your dreams wanted to marry you...

Good: You won the lottery! Bad: You never paid taxes before! Worse: IRS takes your money and send you to jail!

Good. You are given the opportunity to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. Bad. Its the same day as your mid term exam. Worse. Your Microphone stops working when you start singing.

Good: Your mom meets the man of her dreams Bad: She has spinach on her teeth :o Worse: Her teeth are still in the glass, soaking.

Good:You meet an attractive and classy lady at the mall Bad:She lives 4 hrs from you. Worse:She is moving to Europe in 6 months

Good: a girl gets pregnant by the man of her dreams Bad: He is starting to deny it Worse: You go on the Maury Show and hear the words: "You are not the father."

Good: You find the man of your dreams... Bad:...online. Worse: He's a inactive member of the ****. Downright ****: He wants to marry you on the Jerry Springer show...

Good: You just bought some J's! Bad: Someone steps on em on the first day of school. Worse: They had on the bottom of their shoe!

Good: You won the auction on ebay for Baldwin Hills Uncut on DVD! Bad: All you got was a DVD with the words "Baldwin Hills Uncut" written on it! Worse: You paid for insurance and S&H! Even Worser: It contained a virus that wiped out your hard drive.