You can't go anywhere without somebody "Crankin dat _____". This is just a random thread for those of you who can't stop crankin and want help!
The first step is to admit your addiction. So repeat after me and then answer the following questions.
Hi forums! My name is <> and I am a Crankaholic!
When was your last Crank?
Where did you Crank Dat?
What did you Crank at that time?
Did you Crank it by yourself?
What was the newest Crank you have tried?
Can you Crank Dat...
Are you mad because he got him some Bathing Apes?
Do you check YouTube daily for new Cranks?
Here at Crankers Anonymous, we hope that you are able to control your urges to Crank! Stay strong and keep hope alive!
Hi forums! My name is C and I'ma Crankaholic!
I last Cranked this past weekend. I was driving in the car at the time, Crankin dat soulja boy. I try not to Crank alone so my wife was with me, yes she was Crankin as well. My brother-in-law showed me how to Crank dat Batman but I haven't tried it yet. I can Crank dat Soulja Boy, Superman and Roosevelt. I tried to Crank dat Robocop but it didn't look robotic enough. I don't like BAPEs so I'm not mad, more power to him. I'm still tryin to keep up with the ones that are already out there, no time to check YouTube unless I'm learnin an old one. I can't be in this by myself...am I?
I am Ashley...and I am a crankaholic...
I like the usual Superman, and Batman...even the occasional Lion King...
But on special occasions I like to crank some of my own special creations...
Crank dat Hotpocket
Crank dat Coccoa Butter
Crank dat Roach Spray.
Hi Forums my name is Sep and I am a crankaholic!
My last crank was today actually and yes i was accompanied by a fellow cranker my god sister and yes you guessed it we supermaned that .... when we found out that she got accepted to temple and I got me a spongebob ice cream.
The newest type of crank I've tried was the robocop and yes I have caught a cramp or two for trying too hard.
I can crank dat robocop, superman, and yes even that souljaboy.
No I am not mad because he got him some bathing apes because I too have acquired a pair too.
**** @ this post!
Hi, my name is Evy and I am THE crankaholic
I crank when I wake up, on the stool, while driving, while eating, in class, even in my mind at church---->Crank that bible verse!
Today I cranked the Soulja Boy, Soulja Girl, and Forest Gump
I hate BAPES so he can keep em and I'm not here to seek help because I don't want help. I want to crank til I can't crank no mo!
Just released within the past hour, "Crank Dat Superhead"
J Anthony Brown 'murdered' Crank Dat Soulja Boy on the Tom Joyner Morning Show this morning! It may not have been posted yet but you'll be able to listen to it on BlackAmericaWeb.com at this link. Hilarious! lol BAW: If You Missed It - Main