I took this from another forum..but I thought it was be interesting in here
So what are dorm meetings for?
The wildest stuff you've heard?
Any interesting dorm meeting moments?
Post here.
Sometimes dorm meetings were big gossip sessions...
My last dorm meeting sophomore year I learned that
:arrow: The police were looking for this girl because she posted bail for a dude who skipped bail or skipped going to court...something but they were after her some how
:arrow: Some freshman were being petty and posted this note putting all this girl's business out there...then the dummies signed their names...so they got kicked out of school
:arrow: My roommate said she could **** somebody being that they stole her food out the refrigerator..and according to some law she could use the same force or more when protecting her property I was like this biitch is crazy
The first hall meeting I've ever been to was this summer. All they did was talk about "rules" and all I did was find the quickest loopholes so I could break them. Stupid security guards... :roll:
One of the first dorm meetings freshman year was sponsored by the HUPD (Hampton U's police department) so the chief is telling us all these stories to kinda scare us into following the rules or what not.
So he's like this girl came to the police station after she was bunned up on the waterfront kissing this boy and when she got done kissing him one of his teeth was in her mouth. He had a bunch of crazy stories...but that was the funniest....and every year he tells them and switches things up a little bit.
kissing this boy and when she got down kissing him one of his teeth was in her mouth.
Tha's bananas!
Anyways our dorm meetings were stupid as hell. Our nasty **** R.A. didn't wash her hands when she went to the bathroom and would turn around and complain about how nasty the girls were on her hall because we let the trashcans overfill ( :evil: shyyyt, they pay people 5.50 an hour to clean the damn bathrooms, I wasn't bout to touch nobody else nasty **** trash) and people wern't flushing the toilet. So when the meeting would come up and she would pull out the group billing slips, I would call her **** out. RA: So if you could each sign this bill saying you recieved...
Me: So how we know that its not you not flushing the tiolet
RA:What do you mean?
Me: I mean everyone around here knows you don't wash your hands, so what makes you think we believe you flush the tiolets too? Nasty **** RAs...make.....me.....SICK!
By that time everyone was laughing and running back to their rooms w/o signing the group billing sheet.
^^^ our dorm meetings are basically the same but we dont get billed...
and no one like my R.A. so she would bytch and complain about we disrespectful to her....wat a big baby... :cry: :lol:
My RA this past year was a little on the hefty side...so I guess the showers weren't reaching all her nooks and cranies...every morning without fail she would pick the sink next to me...that I just so happened to be brushing my teeth in...made me want to hurl...
She also managed to leave a ring around the shower....mind you our showers weren't tubs...its was a flat floor...how do you manage to leave a ring around that.
You could also smell when she had just left the bathroom...and I'm not talking about to take a dump...you could smell her body odor...she could have went to throw a piece of trash away...and I knew she had been in there.
My RA this past year was a little on the hefty side...so I guess the showers weren't reaching all her nooks and cranies...every morning without fail she would pick the sink next to me...that I just so happened to be brushing my teeth in...made me want to hurl...
She also managed to leave a ring around the shower....mind you our showers weren't tubs...its was a flat floor...how do you manage to leave a ring around that.
You could also smell when she had just left the bathroom...and I'm not talking about to take a dump...you could smell her body odor...she could have went to throw a piece of trash away...and I knew she had been in there.
^^^ dayummmmm ****...i kno u glad tha ish is ova wit...
I was like this biitch is crazy
