Hmm, I've had two of them in a matter of one day.
Strangely both involved doors...
Anyways, the first one a door got jammed on me as I was trying to leave the building, and I literally ran FACE FIRST into the door. Luckily no one was around, but I had to compose myself before I stepped outside cuz I was laughin hard.
The second time I was not soo lucky. My excuse for this one is that I rarely eat at the cafe so I didn't know. Anyways, to make a long story short, I was pulling the door when I should have been pushing. I was doing it for a while too. Peeps were lining up behind me and just staring, before I finally realized... push. It didn't help that the doors were glass so the entire cafe saw me, or at least the peeps on that side of the room. So embarrassing...
Oh and I just remembered another. Anyone who stays in Dubois, I'm sorry. I'm the reason your alarm kept going off. I was getting me a pop tart from your vending machine and I walked out the fire exit, I did it like 3 or 4 times before i finally saw the note. Luckily, I wasn't caught but sorry all the same. :wink:
I can name a few from last school year...This was a performance at the World of Coca Cola in ATLANTA.The AUC(Morris Brown,Cau,and Morehouse) bands were there and performed.When our danceteam was on stage dancing to... I forgot the song but anyway while dancing my PONY TAIL came off.I was extremely embarassed but I kept smiling and dancing.I ended up kicking the pony tail of stage.
Hmmmm....Heres another band blooper.There was a highschool battle of the band held in our(MBC)stadium.We wore our new black outfits that were skin tight....Little did I know what was about to happen.Yep,you guessed it...My **** popped out.Like always I kept dancing like nothing had happened but It just kept coming out.I ended up running off the field because of that.I think that was the most embarassing point for me.Funny thing is my friend has it on tape. :twisted:
Well let me see. In high school, I was chillin with some peeps at a basketball game. It was halftime and the concession stand was upstairs. I was tryin to be all cute with some heels that I couldn't walk in. So as I was going downstairs, I fell and busted my a$$. Then to top it off, while I was on the floor, I leaned againist the wall like I was just chillin.
I forgot the song but anyway while dancing my PONY TAIL came off.I was extremely embarassed but I kept smiling and dancing.I ended up kicking the pony tail of stage.
Yep,you guessed it...My **** popped out.Like always I kept dancing like nothing had happened but It just kept coming out.
YOW HE HE HE HE! YOW HE HE HE HE HE! :o :lol: :o
ANYWAYS, HERE'S MINE.
THIS ONE IS FRESH IN MY MEMORY BECAUSE IT JUST HAPPENED TWO WEEKS AGO. AS YALL KNOW FROM MY POST IN "BORING **** CLASSES", I TAKE AN AQUATICS COURSE HERE AT MOREHOUSE. WELL WE HAVE ABOUT 2 GIRLS FROM SPELMAN IN THAT CLASS TOO. SO OF COURSE THEY WERE LAUGHING AT ME BECAUSE I HAVE CHICKEN LEGS. BUT THAT ISN'T THE EMBARRASSING PART.
WELL, THE BOYS HAD TO COME OUT OF THE POOL TO LISTEN TO THE INTRUCTOR. THE GIRLS WERE STILL IN THE POOL. WE HAD TO FACE HIM AND THE GIRLS AS HE INSTRUCTED HOW TO PROPERLY FLOAT. AS I WAS SIITING THERE LISTENING, I HAD MY LEGS WIDE OPEN LIKE A LITTLE ****. I WAS JUST FEELING RELAXED, YA KNOW? I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ALREADY, BUT GUESS WHO WAS SAYING "PEEK-A-BOO!"? I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL THOSE TWO GIRLS WERE LAUGHING ABOUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS MY GOOFY **** INSPECTOR GADGET SWIMSHORTS. BUT THE INSTRUCTOR (THE FRIGGIN' INSTRUCTOR!!!) TOLD ME LATER WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT. HE LAUGHED AT ME AND YOLD ME TO KEEP MY LEGS CLOSED NEXT TIME. :cry:
NOW HE CALLS ME TURTLE DOVE!
ONLY HIM AND THE GIRLS KNOW ABOUT IT THOUGH. :wink:
PS
I HOPE THOSE TWO GIRLS AREN'T ON HBCU-CENTRAL. THEN EVERYONE WILL FIGURE OUT WHO demmeri IS!!!!!!!!
hmmmmm.......let me see........oh I know.
The 3 times I slipped and busted my arse in in the courtyard of Drew Hall and the whole 3rd and 4th floor was laughin their @$$es off at me.
Oh and I just remembered another. Anyone who stays in Dubois, I'm sorry. I'm the reason your alarm kept going off. I was getting me a pop tart from your vending machine and I walked out the fire exit, I did it like 3 or 4 times before i finally saw the note. Luckily, I wasn't caught but sorry all the same. :wink:
WELL, THE BOYS HAD TO COME OUT OF THE POOL TO LISTEN TO THE INTRUCTOR. THE GIRLS WERE STILL IN THE POOL. WE HAD TO FACE HIM AND THE GIRLS AS HE INSTRUCTED HOW TO PROPERLY FLOAT. AS I WAS SIITING THERE LISTENING, I HAD MY LEGS WIDE OPEN LIKE A LITTLE ****. I WAS JUST FEELING RELAXED, YA KNOW? I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ALREADY, BUT GUESS WHO WAS SAYING "PEEK-A-BOO!"? I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL THOSE TWO GIRLS WERE LAUGHING ABOUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS MY GOOFY **** INSPECTOR GADGET SWIMSHORTS. BUT THE INSTRUCTOR (THE FRIGGIN' INSTRUCTOR!!!) TOLD ME LATER WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT. HE LAUGHED AT ME AND YOLD ME TO KEEP MY LEGS CLOSED NEXT TIME. :cry:
NOW HE CALLS ME TURTLE DOVE! 
ONLY HIM AND THE GIRLS KNOW ABOUT IT THOUGH. :wink:
PS
I HOPE THOSE TWO GIRLS AREN'T ON HBCU-CENTRAL. THEN EVERYONE WILL FIGURE OUT WHO demmeri IS!!!!!!!! 
