Okay I don't know if this has been done already but here goes:
:arrow: If she's reading a book while you're perfoming the act
:arrow: If she forgets your down there
:arrow: If she's painting her nails during the act
:arrow: If the TV is on and she's all into whatever is on
:arrow: If she's saying your name with little-no enthusiasm
:arrow: If she's on the phone during the act
:arrow: If your hitting it and she's obviously drier than a mug but she's still yelling anyway, yup, fakin it :wink:
:arrow: If she's talking A LOT, chances are she's faking;any female will tell you that when we're getting that good ish, there aren't any words: just moans, groans, and slurred speech
:arrow: ^^^The professional faker will have the moans and groans down to a tee :wink: Again, if she is dry down there while making all this noise, then nope. Ya aint hittin it right buddy :wink: and yup she's faking. Sorry.
:arrow: The cake taker: If she says "thank god" or "finally!" after you ****, you already know what it is
Ladies please feel free to add any I may have missed :wink:
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Okay I don't know if this has been done already but here goes:
:arrow: If she's reading a book while you're perfoming the act
:arrow: If she forgets your down there
:arrow: If she's painting her nails during the act
:arrow: If the TV is on and she's all into whatever is on
:arrow: If she's saying your name with little-no enthusiasm
:arrow: If she's on the phone during the act
:arrow: If your hitting it and she's obviously drier than a mug but she's still yelling anyway, yup, fakin it :wink:
:arrow: If she's talking A LOT, chances are she's faking;any female will tell you that when we're getting that good ish, there aren't any words: just moans, groans, and slurred speech
:arrow: ^^^The professional faker will have the moans and groans down to a tee :wink: Again, if she is dry down there while making all this noise, then nope. Ya aint hittin it right buddy :wink: and yup she's faking. Sorry.
:arrow: The cake taker: If she says "thank god" or "finally!" after you ****, you already know what it is
Ladies please feel free to add any I may have missed :wink:
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So true. Some n*ggaz just don't be getting this. It's funny how easy it is to fool a guy with the noises.
i just tell the nicca to get up and keep it moving because i aint gonna set there and waste valuable time faking it when i can just tell him to try again later. it may sound harsh but it'll save you and him lots of time and energy
Ive never faked and dont plan on it in the future.If he is gonna get one, then so am I. :arrow: I probably couldnt do if I tried anyway and most of you know why.
i just tell the nicca to get up and keep it moving because i aint gonna set there and waste valuable time faking it when i can just tell him to try again later. it may sound harsh but it'll save you and him lots of time and energy
Basically....but luckily I havent had a reason to fake it....yet. 8)
