What are some essential rules that you live by daily (and expect everyone else to do also)?
Homeboyz/Fellas:
If we are homeboys, you have no right or privilege to holla at my girl.
We all should buy beer in rotation. If I buy the beer for the 4th of July, someone else should cover the next even (poker night, ****, Monday nite football)
Do not, under any circumstances, disrespect my parents in any shape, form, or fashion. Violation can vary from a good tongue lashing to **** murder.
Whoever bought the weed gets the first hit, unless someone else rolled it. Rolling gives you the first hit, the buyer 2nd, and the chip-in's get third, fourth, and so on.
If I let you get my car/house to f--k some girl, you can't use the bed/front seat. Its just unethical.
I'll come up with some for the ladies later. Feel free to add on.
Girlfreinds have this rule that goes:
If I see him first and I openly declare it, he's mine. Dont' come up behind me with ya tryflin **** while I'm in the middle of tryna figure out how to work my game on this boy, talking about "ohhh he's cute...damn where he been." I'll be quick to mudd stomp ya **** otay. Now if it don't work out or he tries to holla at you after two plus weeks.... Go ahead. But break the rules and I break ya face. Its just the prin-ci-pality of the whole thing. Especially if you know I REALLY like him.
Girlfreinds have this rule that goes:
If I see him first and I openly declare it, he's mine. Dont' come up behind me with ya tryflin **** while I'm in the middle of tryna figure out how to work my game on this boy, talking about "ohhh he's cute...damn where he been." I'll be quick to mudd stomp ya **** otay. Now if it don't work out or he tries to holla at you after two plus weeks.... Go ahead. But break the rules and I break ya face. Its just the prin-ci-pality of the whole thing. Especially if you know I REALLY like him.
all of my guy friends know that when we go out, the chicks 5' 2" and under are mine!
no matter how far out of my league they are!
gimme 5 foot 2 with a size 6 shoe, dammit! :twisted:
all of my guy friends know that when we go out, the chicks 5' 2" and under are mine!
no matter how far out of my league they are!
gimme 5 foot 2 with a size 6 shoe, dammit! :twisted:
Welcome back niggro.
*waits for demmeri to post a crazy pic of a 5'2" wilderbeast*
