Just by reading the topic u understand what I've been through...ah ha...but no u dont, My dumb a$$ gets locked up for ridding with Derek and Mike who got stolen tags. We in this Jail sell with a Muslim dude. This cat is preaching about the world is gonna end next week and Mike and Derek is believing him. Hit pulls them to the side and says that Im in on the conspiracy. He takes a bean pie and splits it with them talking about feed your neighbor or bad behavior. So when there lunch comes around he says the same thing and they sitting up in jail feeding this ni$$a. He talking bout how he hates poor white trash and how Sadaam and Bin Ladan were Fu$% buddies back in Iraq when he was first converted to Islam. Im constantly telling this **** " Yo shut your a$$ up". He tells Mike and Derek 2 highschool drop outs who stay high all the time that the whole Iraq Kuwait stuff is about Weed, and liquor perservatives. Im in the corner laughing my a$$ off. He says the liquor perservative is really spirits, its a **** u can only get in poverty and mixed with weed it protects you from the suns ultra violet rays....lol...This dude tries to initiate them into the muslim right of passage talking about u gotta bounce a quater off your head while in prayer 1 time daily. These clowns Mike and D are doing it and have there T shirts in the air waved like Pastor Troy preaching to me about this is the day of the Antiseptic, the new deliverance of the Petroleum Jelly countdown. Im laughing with tears in my eyes because the muslim dude has got them. This dude goes to the little fosset and they like master can we whipe your feet with our **** cloths. He says certainly...these dummies undress and start using there underwear as royal garments whipping this ni$$as feet. Mike had a doo doo stain and I know i seen a brown streak on dudes foot. So Im still in here laughing at these clowns....hopefully someone will smack sum sense into them.
all i did was go to work a lil tipsy then me and my friend went on break together and went back to my cousin's to get some punch. when we went back she was **** as hell i held myself together though. :lol:
