I'm glad they invented the cellphone, because now I kan have monthly charges that are close to $100
I'm glad they invented the clock, because now I can wake up on time.
I'm glad they invented spinning rims, because now I don't have to worry as much about MY rims getting stolen since mine don't spin.
I'm glad they invented Madden, because it provides that 4 day period of time where I get that delightful feeling of being ignored... :evil:
I'm glad they invented the bytch slap, a tool of punishment neccessary in this world of arseholes, bytches (of course) and idiots.
I'm glad they invented Playstation 2 with all the sport games to go with it...Without it, I would have committed **** because of boredom many of days...
This is interesting...
I'm glad they invented MUSIC so I have something to make me happy no matter what.
I'm glad they invented INTERNET so I don't have to spend all day in the library reading.
I'm glad they invented JEANS so i can be comfortable yet cute :wink:
:arrow: Im glad they invented DEODORANT...(especially for them extra stanky people)
:arrow: Im glad they invented MUSIC VIDEOS...because without them, i'd be really bored half tha day.
:arrow: Im glad they invented the CAR...cause everyone who knows me knows that i dont walk my BLACK **** nowhere!!!!
:lol: :lol:
I'm glad they invented condoms. now i can make as many water balloons as i want for free during school.
I'm glad they invented aim. now i can lose hours of sleep every night and block as many females as i want to.
I'm glad they invented affirmative action. now i don't have to become a street pharmacist.
I'm glad they invented groupies, now i have the possibily of becoming a statistic.
