A foreman hired three men: an Italian, a Scot and an Asain man. He said to them: "Gentlemen, I am going to place each of you in charge of three different positions." He told the Italian that he was in charge of sweeping up the dust around the office. He told the Scot to move a pile of sand at the front of the site to the back, and he told the Asian that he was in charge of supplies. He left and came back at the end of the day. The office was still dusty and the pile was still at the front. He goes to the Italian and asks him: "Why isn't the office swept up?" The Italian said "Well I was going to, but there is no broom." He the goes up to the Scot and asks "Why hasn't the pile been moved?" He said "Well I was going to, but I have no shovel, the Asian guy didn't give me one." So the foreman asks, "Where is the Asian guy?" Just then the Asian pops out of the pile and shouts "Supplies, Supplies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :lol:
A foreman hired three men: an Italian, a Scot and an Asain man. He said to them: "Gentlemen, I am going to place each of you in charge of three different positions." He told the Italian that he was in charge of sweeping up the dust around the office. He told the Scot to move a pile of sand at the front of the site to the back, and he told the Asian that he was in charge of supplies. He left and came back at the end of the day. The office was still dusty and the pile was still at the front. He goes to the Italian and asks him: "Why isn't the office swept up?" The Italian said "Well I was going to, but there is no broom." He the goes up to the Scot and asks "Why hasn't the pile been moved?" He said "Well I was going to, but I have no shovel, the Asian guy didn't give me one." So the foreman asks, "Where is the Asian guy?" Just then the Asian pops out of the pile and shouts "Supplies, Supplies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :lol:
a black guy buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces his wife has just produced "baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations shower him from all around, and many exclamations of Wow! are heard.
A woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Ten pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned. "Why? What happened? He already weighed 20 pounds at birth."
The father takes a slow drink , wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
a black guy buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces his wife has just produced "baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations shower him from all around, and many exclamations of Wow! are heard.
A woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Ten pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned. "Why? What happened? He already weighed 20 pounds at birth."
The father takes a slow drink , wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
