Another exciting weekend this time to be safe I tried not to leave the neighborhood, but lil did I know my cousin Ray Ray was coming in town. This dude is one of those cats you call a Believer, he's one of those cats you got in every class who be telling you them long war stories and you gotta believe the dude because he keeps the story strait every time but with a new ending. This dude has me laughing from the get go, but this cat gets on the internet and founds out how Doctors do **** implants and **** reductions. I come home from work one day and this ni$$a is laying **** **** on the floor with styraphone **** taped to him while my lil cousin Daren the fruit cake is cutting pieces off of him like a doctor. Im looking at this dude laughing talking bout this was an experiment. I end up kicking Daren out the room and tell this dude ta put some clothes on. So the rest of the day goes good. But the next day I get a call at work asking is this the extension for Ray Ray's **** Jiggle em Off Shop. Im like what the F$#ck, now I gotta rush home, I drive up to my apartment and its a sign saying Ray Ray's apt.101. Special for men and women. I walk in the door and this **** got some Fat dude name Benny on the couch laying flat and a woman by the dining room table handing him supplies and tools. This ni$$a Ray Ray got the Fat dude with his shirt off and his tittly winks tied with rubber bands greesed with vaseline on them like pork sausages. I watching laughing like I've never laughed before Ray Ray even got gloves on twisting the dudes nipples charging him twenty dollars for a **** reduction. Finally I cuss Ray Ray out for passing out my work number and tell fat dude to get the he!! outa my house.Now Ray Ray got me **** because I walk in that same night and Darell is holding Ray Rays peni$ trying to give him a peni$ enlargement. These clowns got a tukey baser squirting melted vaseline out while Ray Ray's peni$ is tied together with a vacuum cleaner attached to it. So now not only do I gotta fight them and tell Ray Ray to go home, I still gotta clean out the vaccuum cleaner and throw the hose in the trash....weekends just aint the same no mo!!!!!!!!!! :x
